Great Dog Quotes
Man's best friend?
Dogs are one of the most common domestic pets in America, and most people hold an opinion (of some kind or another) about them. Here are some of my favorite quotes about dogs!
Don't forget to stop by the comments area and add your own favorite quotes about dogs. I'd love to read them, and add them to my list. I love quotes! :)
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." ~Joe Weinstein
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."
~John B. Bogart
"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." ~Jeff Valdez
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
~Alfred North Whitehead
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"When a dog runs at you, whistle for him."
~Henry David Thoreau
"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?"
~Eleanor H. Porter
"A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied."
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic."
~Henry Ward Beecher
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
~Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
More Dog Quotes...
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
~Sir Winston Churchill
"Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table."
~Bible (Book of Matthew)
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~Ogden Nash
"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us."
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~Josh Billings
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear." ~Norm from "Cheers" (Shared by WordNerdSpeaks)
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." ~Henry Wheeler Shaw (Shared by WordNerdSpeaks)
"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." ~ Lewis Grizzard (Shared by WordNerdSpeaks)
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ~Groucho Marx (Shared by scarlettohairy)
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
More Pages of Quotes You May Enjoy:
- Best Quotes
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