What Lucky The Cat Likes to Do
I May not be Human...
but I deserve a treat every now and then. Robert tends to forget about me during the holidays, so I thought I would write this lens to help him remember me this Holiday season.
Don't get me wrong. He works long hours and has a family to take care of. I understand that I sometimes get overlooked. That is why I continuously sit at his feet when he gets home and climb up on his lap when he is busy checking his email or creating a Squidoo Lens.
I think I deserve a few of the perks in life that any working cat should have. Take a look at the following.
I Love Catnip - It Makes Me Act Like a Kitten Again
Robert has been known to sprinkle a little of this stuff on the carpet so I can roll around in it... Not just roll around, but completely go bonkers, trying to become one with the carpet. It would be cool if he could grow some of this stuff for me so he didn't have to buy the dried stuff all the time. I might eat it all before it grows to any kind of length, but that it OK, he can still try.
I Like to Climb
Robert is a very good owner. He had my front claws removed when he first got me. He knew there would be a lot of people out there who would hate him for doing that. I will admit though, his couches have not been ripped to shreds because of that choice.
The one down side to removing my claws is that he can't let me outside for fear of other animals attacking me and me being without one of my best defenses. I'm an indoor cat. I think he should get a Cat Tree for me climb and hang out on. Have you seen these things. They are like condos for cats.
I love these things. They put this ball in there where I can't actually get it out. All I can do is bat it around. It is fun though. I played with this thing for hours when I owned one. Too bad it got destroyed in the move several years ago. Maybe I can talk my owners into buying a new one.
He Makes Toys For Me
One of Robert's favorite Youtube Channels is from MakeMagazine. They come up with all kinds of ideas for him. He found this video and it inspired him to make some great toys for me to play with. He is an Awesome Owner.
He Likes to Pull Out My Fur - And Rid Me of My Undercoat
Don't get me wrong. I love it when he brings out that brush. He uses it to pet me, to make me feel loved; not to mention he is able to pull out all that undercoat that seems to shed all over the place all throughout his home. I guess it doesn't help that I like to rub up against everything.
That Cat Door is a Life Saver
A Couple years back he bought me a cat door. I guess he got tired of the smell of my litter box in the utility room. I watched him s he came home one day and cut a hole in the bottom of the door leading to the garage. Then he installed it. I kind of like the garage, especially when there is a car parked in it. Then I can walk across the windshield leaving footprints behind just for them.
I Also Wish for a Cat House
Or Maybe what they call a Kitty Kat Condo. It looks so comfortable. With a soft bedding material, This thing could be a grand getaway when no one is home. I'm just saying.
If He Had the Scoop Free Litter Box,,,
Then Maybe he would not have had to move my litter box to the garage. He could have left it in the utility room
Maybe he Could Get a New Digital Video Recorder
So he could get some great video of me doing some funny stuff. I have always wanted to be on that "Planets Funniest Animals". Now if only I could think of something funny to do.