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When the audience becomes the entertainment: a collection of limericks

Updated on January 3, 2013
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We've all been there and seen some atrocious behavior at movies. Do enjoy this set of limericks!

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The movie, work of art to esteem

The tickets, you go to redeem

A bag of pop corn

A drink to go on

And the person beside you breaks wind.


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You know that the person beside you

Seems to have a huge issue

Many loud sobs and sighs

You don’t know why

Up her nose a trail of tissue.


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The guy in front has a phone

That he is ever so proud to own

When you tell him to stop talking,

His chair he continues rocking

The movie, he eventually disowns.

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The lady next to you keeps yakking

The man next to you keeps chatting

There seems, a foul smell

You can eventually tell

The breath from his mouth smells rotten.


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The kids in the isle run around

One of whom enjoys playing the clown

They laugh and they lunge

And one takes the plunge

On a pair of your belongings so round.


Chicken Little

The audience,more than the movie, dramatic

I wonder if that is a tactic

To push and to sell

We know it so well

And yet, we are movie fanatics!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      We've all been there and seen some atrocious behavior at movies. Do enjoy this set of limericks!

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