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Very Funny Dog Quotes

Updated on September 22, 2014

Very Funny Dog Quotes

It's true that dogs make the world a world a better, happier place. There's no prescription that can do what a puppy licking your face can do or even a warm snuggle from a tail-wagging dog. Dogs are funny and silly and even clumsy sometimes and they make us smile and laugh like nothing else. These funny dog quotes are great when you need a little pick me up and even better when you spread the smiles with friends, family and neighbors - So, enjoy!

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them." - Anonymous

funny dog
funny dog

"When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But, if a man bites a dog, that is news." - John B. Bogart, city editor, The Sun

doggy quote
doggy quote

"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours." - Anonymous

dog wagging
dog wagging

Best Dog Facebook Page For Dog Owners!

This Dog Facebook Page is Filled With Funny Dog Pictures And Dog Quotes and Inspiring Dog Stories!

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

dog worship
dog worship

"What does a dog do on his day off? He can't lie around - that's his job." - George Carlin

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dog lying

"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me." - Jimi Celeste

pitbull sign
pitbull sign

The Best Dog Toys To Keep Dogs Entertained!

These dog toys do a great job of keeping dogs playing and active and not allowing that dreaded doggie boredom to seep in!

  • Animal Sounds Babble Ball - This talking dog toy makes over twenty different and realistic animal sounds! It's virtually impossible for dogs to be lonely with this fun dog toy around!
  • Busy Buddy Jack - This tough chew toy has different textures and materials to keep dogs instinctual chewing desire fully satisfied. Plus, the rawhide rings keep them interested in chewing, but the way the rings are situated makes it impossible for dogs to gorge on dog treats!
  • Hydro Ball - This squirting dog ball is tons of fun and brings wagging tails to dogs and smiles to their owners!
  • Kong Wobbler - An treat dispenser that always pops back up to the upright position, no matter how hard dogs try to keep it down. A great dog toy to keep dogs engaged.

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