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Updated on September 19, 2011

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Introduction to Bathroom Signs

Bathroom signs? You're going to write a hub about bathroom signs?? Well - yeah. While rushing from airport to airport all the bathroom signs may look basic and normal with the customary braille at the bottom, but this isn't the only type of bathroom door sign that you find. There are many extremely funny signs that can be used for novelty, for home or dorm room decoration, or just for a little extra bit of humor in the office or at a business. This may seem pointless to some people, and just plain odd to others, but the wide array of bathroom signs available to the public (and the odd niches of expression that are available) makes this an interesting and oddly bizarre thing to pay attention to. Yeah, I have a weird sense of humor and a "random interest" based ADD, but if you're still reading, I'm guessing I'm in very good company as far as that goes. So if your curiosity has been piqued, just read on to learn a lot more than you probably ever wanted to know about bathroom signs, sometimes as an odd part of home bathroom design.

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A great bathroom sign for bars, pubs, or taverns.
A great bathroom sign for bars, pubs, or taverns.
The perfect bathroom sign for family reunions.
The perfect bathroom sign for family reunions.
Express lane urinal sign.
Express lane urinal sign.
I like the googly eyes on this particular bathroom sign.
I like the googly eyes on this particular bathroom sign.
The perfect bathroom sign for women who want to get a point across.
The perfect bathroom sign for women who want to get a point across.
A Unisex bathroom sign.
A Unisex bathroom sign.
Common bathroom sign.
Common bathroom sign.

Funny Bathroom Door Signs: Great Gag Gifts

Funny bathroom signs are great for many different uses.  A humorous toilet sign regarding poor aim or an "express lane, x beers or less" urinal sign are perfect for a bathroom at a restaurant or local tavern or sports grill.  Any young man will tell you that dorm room walls are absolutely made for decorations like that.  Guys aren't the only ones who are getting in on the fun.  There are many jokes that can be made at the expense of the guys for those gals who want a humorous womens bathroom sign.  Many of these are based on aim or that annoying habit of not putting the toilet seat down.  Because of the naturally embarrassing part of life that these signs allude to, there is a jest or joke for about every tried and true bathroom joke.  These might be cute little things for at home, or sometimes a funny bathroom sign is just a good gag gift to lighten up the mood.

Guys Bathroom Signs

There are many different designs that fall under the general moniker of "Guys Bathroom Signs." This is probably obvious to most people, seeing as how the bathroom humor, or even the idea of wanting a humorous plaque just for the home bathroom, definitely falls under the stereotype of being a "guy thing." So it should be no surprise that guys bathroom signs are becoming increasingly popular to buy as decorations, and that many of these are going to be funny bathroom signs that capitalize on the many different jokes that can possibly be made on the subject.  Personally, I was always a fan of the "No Trespassing" sign or "Trespassers Will Be Shot" on the bathroom.  That made it twice as funny when you yell at your buddies for not paying attention to the signs...especially if they took you seriously for even a moment.

Girls Bathroom Signs

Girls bathroom signs can mean the normal type of signs you see on most ladies' rooms, either a simple text sign or the common figure with a skirt.  Even if you're looking for a normal or more conventional bathroom sign, that's not a problem since there are so many different variations.  There are slight differences in design, shape, color, & many other details and features that can change the overall aesthetic or impact.

And if you want something that's funny, and makes a point from a woman's point of view, there are plenty of humorous bathroom signs poking fun at the guys for every complaint imaginable as far as bathroom etiquette is concerned.  So don't despair if it seem's like a guy's world when it comes to this topic, because there are plenty of womens bathroom signs available for the serious business, or for a poking a little bit of extra fun at the guys around.

The Inside the Bathroom Signs

When most people think of bathroom signs, they think of the signs on the outside of the door that tell everyone where the little boys or little girls room is.  But not all bathroom signs are designed to be on the outside door.  There are many signs (most of which are humorous, some which give stern warnings, others both) that are actually made with the specific purpose of being displayed over a urinal or in a bathroom.  This can be signs that warn guys not to pee over the seats, or might be a humorous bathroom sign for a tavern showing figures "worshipping the porcelean goddess" or making tongue in cheek jokes like "express lane, 12 beers or less."  There is a huge array of options available, so even if the outside bathroom sign has to be a common design that everyone recognizes, that doesn't mean that there can't be a little bit of humor on the signs in the stalls or over the urinals.

Bathroom Door Signs for the College Kids

Bathroom door signs aren't all designed for actual doors. There are bathroom signs that are designed for above urinals, or as pure jokes that are for decorating doors or used as gag gifts. These might be used for dorm rooms for the college kids, as nice wall ambiance that adds an odd humor or flair to what always starts out as an amazingly dull dorm room. These can also be added to any door, any "guy's hang out" or just make some appropriate gag gifts for a birthday of a friend or frat brother. Some customized bathroom signs are meant specifically for this type of thing, and most producers of these signs even make the gags with college aged people in mind. Of course growing up can be vastly overrated, so there's no reason to be ashamed if you're closing in on thirty and still find these hilarious enough for an impulse buy...what's the point of growing up without humor? If you get that humor from a funny bathroom sign, then what's the problem? Go ahead and buy that funny bathroom sign.

Home Bathroom Door Signs

Okay, so maybe the funny bathroom door signs just aren't your thing. Maybe you've grown up, maybe you're just far more mature than I've ever been - but maybe you're a fan of home plaques and the idea of a normal bathroom sign or plaque is something that appeals to you. That's cool. As you can see by the column to the right, Amazon provides plenty of excellent (and "normal") bathroom signs. These include mens bathroom signs, womens bathroom signs, braille signs, basic language like the French "La Toilette" bathroom door sign. All of these are options for normal, non-humorous bathroom signs that work as home plaques or for any business. Take a gander from major sellers to see if you can find a sign that you really like, that fits your taste and aesthetics, and enjoy!

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      7 years ago

      The funniest sign I ever saw in a bathroom was a sign that said, "Please do not put cigarette butts in the urinal." Someone came along and hand wrote, "Yea, it makes them hard to light." Then someone else came along and wrote, "But once you get them lit you can smoke the piss out of them!"

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      bathroom wall sink 

      8 years ago

      Hey, what a great idea for a hub Jerry! thanks for sharing the signs. I ones went to a bat and they had a Giraffe sign for the boys room and a Zebra sign for the gals room...

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      9 years ago from malang-indonesia

      it looks cute and funny. I think it used as decoration. nice hub.

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      Jerry G2 

      9 years ago from Cedar Rapids, IA

      Hey all, thanks for the kind comments. I thought this was a nice "odd ball" topic, and I've seen some pretty funny bathroom signs in the past.

      @ Ralph: I LOVE that bathroom sign, and the fact that it was in such a public place gave me a great laugh.

      Glad for all the positive feedback on my bathroom sign hub. Thanks again for stopping by!

    • Taressa Klays profile image

      Taressa Klays 

      9 years ago from Hinton, Alberta

      Everyone needs a laugh! What a better place to have a chuckle than in a place where we all visit several times a day!! Great Hub.

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      Nancy's Niche 

      9 years ago

      Great article and love the humor of bathroom signs...Always have....

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      Ralph Deeds 

      9 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      The funniest bathroom sign I've ever seen was in a men's room at Washington National Airport back in 1996 or thereabouts. Someone had fastened a professionally printed sign on the wall next to a warm air blower hand drier. The sign said

      "Turn on blower.

      Rub hands lightly in warm air.

      Dry hands on pants!"

      [Paper towels were not provided.]

      I don't know how long the sign stayed up. I saw it a couple of times within a month or so.

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      9 years ago from hopefully somewhere peaceful and nice

      Nice hub. it would be nice to segue into the european toilet(s) or green toilets (1 for flushing urine and 1 for..well you know).


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