Cartoons for Life: Roller Coaster Right Now
Roller Coaster's Could Be Fun
Take a Turn on the "Roller Beast"
This roller coaster is called the Roller Beast, but there is suitable drama all the way around in this cartoon.
The glitter crocodile located upper left is in love, "Twins, I think I am in love with you both," he says to the twin chihuahua's, where one says to him "Crocky, I love our glitter and everything. But your eyes are creeping me out a little right now." And her sister says, "They call her the "pretty" one. I have a physics Phd from MIT. My matzo balls float. Hers are like granite concrete blocks, but whatever. Choose wisely, Alligator-boy!"
Below the tree line left, the number 7 says "I like being a 7. But I like 6's too. You are kind of cute Miss 6" to the number 6 below. She response, "I have always wanted to be a lucky number 7. But yeah, I can be a 9 so that's pretty good."
On the roller beast, the lemonade states, "Seriously, when is the last time ANYONE drank a lemonade, open top,l on a roller coaster?" as he is sipped by the pizza.
The otter at the top of the coaster says, "This isn't fun at all," and to his right, a banana asks the duck on the snowmobile, "What is your horsepower," and the duck answers, "Never you mind!"
The popcorn in the roller coaster front row held by the soft serve ice cream says, "Why is there always so much dang food all over the place?"
Inside the coaster tracks on the right, a guy is holding a page, "Law Suit" and the unicorn across from him says, "Why are you still sitting there? Can you fly? Because I can fly."
On the bottom right of the page the white puppy says to the bone nearby right, "Look at that huge doggie treat. Come to Poppa!" And the bone replies, "Yeah, I am actually bigger than you are. I reject your offer. There is a restraining order out for you right now, poochie. Back away."
These cartoons are for your reading enjoyment, hope they made you smile today!