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How to draw a turd

Updated on September 20, 2010

Draw A Turd

 Drawing a turd can be fun and even become a hobby for some, so I thought with at the time of this being published there are over 207,000 search queries returned for the phrase "How to draw a turd" and so I thought why not? what have I got to lose?

There are probably many other artists out there that can draw a turd with realistic sweetcorn and peanuts in it, but I'm opting for the quick fire cartoon approach to draw my turd and besides drawing a turd in a fun Mr Whippy style is just the way to go as it can become an icon of reality or something.

Ever seen them dog turds that look like a curled piece of beef jerky? well some people step in them and trample their footprints halfway down the street and this got me to thinking why not take a snapshot of the turd with a quick sketch to try to identify these turds when it comes to claiming compensation later on down the lines, I mean what if someone slips and falls on a dog turd that they did not put there.

Sketching a turd can bring the canine perpetrators to justice, sort of like a photo fit, but with an illustration of the offending turd, so that if it has hairs in it or it steams a bit too much, then we can identify these dogs and the owners who let their dogs poo all over the streets.

So Dragons I want $75,000 for a10% share in my business.....What? You're all out!! Well there goes that business idea!

Just learn how to draw a turd by watching this very short drawing video below. Don't be surprised about my enthusiastic voice, it's because I really needed to go and plop one out myself and I was jazzed that it might actually be a Mr Whippy style turd....Alas it was not and I failed, it sunk and almost cracked the pot.....

Please watch how to draw a turd while I console myself in this darkest hour after not doing the turd at the right consistency......

Draw A Turd

How to draw a turd, you know you want to!    Image source - my dogs ass!
How to draw a turd, you know you want to! Image source - my dogs ass!

Let's Draw A Turd

How To Draw A Turd

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      Jacobb9205 

      3 years ago

      Wow um, fantastic tutorial on teaching us how to draw a turd?

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      5 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      yes a turd

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      5 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      yes a turd

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      savannah 

      5 years ago

      yuck a turd

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      savannah 

      5 years ago

      yuck a turd

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Cheers lol!

    • kaltopsyd profile image

      kaltopsyd 

      7 years ago from Trinidad originally, but now in the USA

      Wow... interesting. haha.

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Yes I know! oh well if I can make some money out of drawing turds then that will be good! lol!

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      Ethel Smith 

      7 years ago from Kingston-Upon-Hull

      LOL who would have thought that phrase would have had so many searches :)

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Hahaha...yeah I've never drawn so much shite!

      Cheers now!

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      Tom Radford 

      7 years ago from Singapore

      That's a really sh*t drawing ... which is exactly what it should be! I can't remember every having to draw a turd... but the day is bound to come. Fantastic idea, and bonkers. Good hub old boy!

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Lol!! cheers all!!

      This was a fun final hub for my 60 day challenge ansd I enjoyed it immensely and drawing a turd was most fantastic.....now lets see if I can promote my hubs and this drawing turd one too!!

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      Joy56 

      7 years ago

      yuck.... no thanks

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      Sweetsusieg 

      7 years ago from Michigan

      Well. hmmm, yes and I thought that I'd heard of everything. Does taking pictures of turds count? Because that is something that my family does. Yes, I know sounds pretty sick, but apparently they are proud of their 'big chunk' of poopie. (From the movie Joe Dirt)

      Voted up and gee, I wish they had an interesting button, so I chose funny...

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      Wendy Krick 

      7 years ago from Maryland

      OMG! You are too funny!

    • robertsloan2 profile image

      robertsloan2 

      7 years ago from San Francisco, CA

      That is hilarious! Thank you for a great Hub and a great laugh. Good video too. Well done! I can believe the number of searches - people go cartooning, they're just getting past stick figures and trying to get everything right, they've got this great turd gag steaming up their brains but want to make sure no one mistakes it for a cupcake on the sidewalk - and there you go!

      Yours would WORK for most of the real reasons anyone would have to draw a turd. It's recognizable as one, and the steamy scent lines are very important!

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Hehe jolly good show!

      Watch out for flying turds....I could be drawing them soon!

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      craftdrawer 

      7 years ago

      Not sure why any one would want to draw one but it got my attention! Fun Share!

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Hahahaha lol!

      Cheers now Camlo!

      Next time I may try and draw a flying turd, expand the niche content!

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      Camlo De Ville 

      7 years ago from Cologne, Germany

      I've never thought of drawing a turd, and it really suprises me that anyone has, let alone at least 207,000 searchers on Google.

      Still, I did enjoy (in a strange sort of way) reading, and your video. :-)

      All the best, Camlo

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      It is a hobby...honest!?!?!?

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      suziecat7 

      7 years ago from Asheville, NC

      Drawing turds as a hobby - hmmmmmmm.

    • waynet profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Tully 

      7 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      Hahaha lol! you can tell it's not a serious hubpage.....

      although people actively searching for it too could be a joke, but I'm willing to bet that some are serious about learning to draw a poop!

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      India Arnold 

      7 years ago from Northern, California

      hmmmm, good technique for drawing a turd.

      K9

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