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Silly Signs of Life

Updated on January 25, 2013

Welcome to Silly Signs That'll Make You Smile!

In a world full of chaos, crisis, and calamity, who would have thought that one would find a peaceful place, a rowdiless refuge, and a superb sanctuary of solitude for "spoiled horses", "lost dogs", and "soiled doves"?

SILLY SIGNS is devoted to all those who put their faith in funnybones, who giggle at gaffes and glitches, or who can't resist the urge to burst out laughing when everyone else says ""shhhhh"! All of which means that if you're ready to be tickled pink by the spirit wit, wonk, and whimsy found all around us ... you'll certainly feel right at home here!

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Image Credit: "State refuge" sign found in Lipscomb, Texas (pop. 44), source: kafkan@flickr.com

If You Can't Slay Or Tame A Dragon... - Maybe you should try nibbling on one.

According to Chinese astrology, dragons are highly compatible with roosters but are unsympathetic if not antangonistic towards other dragons not to mention rabbits, goats, and dogs (which is which is probably why they are on the special menu tonight at the Roadkill Restaurant).

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Image Credit: dragon wings -Posted 2010-08-01 (Spicey Dragon Wings) in colorspray.blogspot.com

PUT YOUR FAITH IN YOUR FUNNYBONE! - Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor?

NOTHING SAYS IT BETTER THAN - The silly signs of happiness!

Image Credit: Harold's Planet cartoon by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar - postesd Dec. 14, 2008 in harolds-planet.blogspot.com/686-1

ON THE OTHER HAND - Maybe you dig the sassy signs of life?

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Image Credit: http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_570xN.124628169.jpg

Wanna know what life's all about, then turn left at the Yellow Brick Road sign 'cause...

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Stop the world...I wanna get off!

JUST FOR THE PUN OF IT!

Sign otside an exterminator's office: We make mouse calls.

THE DEPARTMENT OF DOING (where we taking snoozing on the job and twiddling our thumbs very seriously!)

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Image Credit: Silly sign snapped by Oratoronto@flickr.com in Auckland, New Zealand

SPEAKING OF SILLY SIGNS OF LIFE...

"A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life."

-- Doug Larson, American newspaper columnist and editor --

Take Care In the Tinkle Pantry Whatever You Do!

REMEMBER: When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

TEN SIGNS -- YOU'RE HEADED FOR DISASTER

1. You can't remember your name (even with a few hints from Big Bird).

2. You're up a stream without a canoe, a paddle or a six-pack of beer.

3. You start a sentence with the words, "I know you'll think I'm crazy but...".

4. You're wearing two different colored socks (which is bad enough), but polishing your white sneakers with black shoe polish is really going too far.

5. You're eating a very juicy hamburger loaded with onions, mushrooms, bacon, cheese, lettuce, two big dill pickles and topped with a giant tomatoe slice and a sprig of parsley.

6. Your spouse to be does not show up for the big gig at the church (where all your family, friends and big wigs from work are waiting naturally).

7. Your car begins to hop, skip and jump, (and your foot isn't even on the gas).

8. You receive an e-mail invitation to your own pink slip party (signed, "Yours affectionately, 'The Hatchet Man'").

9. Your boss signs you up for a new professional development course called "Dragon Slaying 101" (and you're allergic to rubber swords not to mention things that go bleep in the night!)

10. Your long-lost relatives arrive at your home in their rusty five-wheeler with five feisty freaks in tow who haven't had a bath in a month, a pet iguana named "Petunia", and a moose tied to the roof.

THERE'S WIT IN THIS WARNING SIGN!

THERE'S WIT IN THIS WARNING SIGN!
THERE'S WIT IN THIS WARNING SIGN!

ROADSIDE RELIGION BOOK CLUB PICKS

Church Signs Across America
Church Signs Across America

Is your church prayer conditioned?

 
Bible Road: Signs of Faith in the American Landscape
Bible Road: Signs of Faith in the American Landscape

Would you like a bible with your burger?

 
Life is Short, Pray Hard: Forbidden Fruit II:: More Church Signs from Across America
Life is Short, Pray Hard: Forbidden Fruit II:: More Church Signs from Across America

America's highways to heaven are paved with the best intentions.

 
The Great American Book of Church Signs
The Great American Book of Church Signs

The Bible Belt as you've never seen it before!

 
Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams
Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams

If you're in a pickle, be grateful they don't serve pith and vinegar at this church.

 

FIRST COMMANDMENT OF THE PARKING GOD

FIRST COMMANDMENT OF THE PARKING GOD
FIRST COMMANDMENT OF THE PARKING GOD

NO ANDS, IFS, OR BUTTS ABOUT THIS ONE!

NO ANDS, IFS, OR BUTTS ABOUT THIS ONE!
NO ANDS, IFS, OR BUTTS ABOUT THIS ONE!

No wonder they call them places of ease!

Retirement Office Hours Sign - Funny Retirement Gift
Retirement Office Hours Sign - Funny Retirement Gift

For those who have oodles of time on their hands!

 

SILLY SANTA SIGN - I'm not telling you why I'm so jolly, merry, and bright...so there!

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Image Credit: lauriehardinsaccents.blogspot.com - 2010/12/01

YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS?

Welcome to "Conundrum Corner"!

Just when you think you've got life all figured out, you're greeted with another gift of chaos, crisis, and confusion!!

Lesson 42: If you want to find your way on the "Yellow Brick Road" of life, make sure you've got a map, you're carrying a pocket GPS, and you're in the company of a Tin Man, a Scarecrow, and Lion!

And, when all else fails, click your shoes twice and pray to God you can find your way back home to the blessed cornfields of Kansas!

CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN!

Odds are you may not have seen these oddities.

ROADSIDE READERS AND SILLY SIGNPOSTERS - Tell me all about those silly signs you've seen lately that will tickle my funnybone.

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      Virginia Allain 

      7 years ago from Central Florida

      Just fun reading... thanks!

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      Virginia Allain 

      7 years ago from Central Florida

      Just fun reading... thanks!

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      Ah we do so need some little bits of wit and fun these days. Thank you for this marvelous collection and have a little Squid angel blessing, too.

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      grandma deal 

      7 years ago

      Very funny. Will be adding to lensroll of my new lens regarding signs.

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      Nice ones.

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      JeffreyTymczak LM 

      7 years ago

      Great Job! I rated it up and joined your fan club, hope to see you in my fan club too! Great Job!!!

      Jeff

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      Petstrel LM 

      8 years ago

      I love this lens :)

    • divacratus 2 profile image

      divacratus 2 

      8 years ago

      Haha! Rib tickling! Loved it. Lensrolling this to my Funny Signs by Homeless People lens.

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      kimark421 

      9 years ago

      Genuine Face Witches...I love it. Great lens.

    • Kiwisoutback profile image

      Kiwisoutback 

      9 years ago from Massachusetts

      Butts wynd? Remind me to carry my closepin when driving near that one! Welcome to the road trip group.

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      seedplanter 

      9 years ago

      This is too funny!

      Your funnybone must be at full throttle.

      Thanks for the laugh. You're right; the world needs humor more than ever. I'm lensrolling to one of my humor lenses.

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      anonymous 

      10 years ago

      I chuckled, giggled, and laughed. Great lens! Please consider adding it to my new group, Get Happy.

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      DonkeyoftheDayShirts 

      10 years ago

      Great lens! I love it!

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      Johann The Dog 

      11 years ago from Northeast Georgia

      Great lens!!!

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      RyanMullin 

      11 years ago

      Good thread! very interesting... For more on graffiti please check out my lens: GrafCaps

      Thanks,

      Ryan

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