Yipee for Yarn Bombing!
In case you're wondering what in the blazes "yarn bombing" is, you've come to the right place!
"Yarn Bombing" is an amusing form of artful anarchism. It's a bit of cockammamie crocheting and granny grafitti all rolled into one!
Yup, yarn bombers are definitely knotty by nature!
Image Credit: Cozy Bus by Magda Sayeg of Knitta Please, Mexico City.
Quit Stringing Me Along!
Look Sweet Cheeks, I may be naughty by nature, but if you think some colorful threads will improve my curves, my personality, and my disposition...go right ahead...humor me!
Image Credit: Red dragon illustration - kristynalitten.blogspot.com/red_dragon
"SHE'D RATHER DYE THAN KNIT WITH UNATTRACTIVE YARN!" (Image Credit: Joe McLaren@flickr.com)
n. "The surreptitious or unauthorized placement of knitted objects on statues, posts, and other public structures."
-- Word Spy --
She pondered for a moment and wondered why anyone would want to sock it to her?
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
YARN BOMBING MADE EASY!
SAY YES TO YARN BOMBING -- IT'S EASY!
Here's a "classic" from one of the pioneers of yarn bombing.
Curious collectors will appreciate where to find the best knots in town.
Why not take up a time-honored tradition of knitting but adding a modern twist?
Some say that Idle hands are the work of the devil, so if that's so, here's a great book to keep you busy with oodles of fun activities.
If you need a nudge to inspire you to take up a new pastime -- Embroidery with flair that's fun...this is an exceptional resource.
Yarn-Bombers Do Their Part To Help - The Wall Street Bull Prepare for a Chilly Investment Climate!
Image Credit: Yarn bombing photo - theruralsite.blogspot.com/yarn-bombing-wall-street-bull.jpg
Over 60 million people in America knit. The average knitter spends between $500 and $1,700 a year on yarn, patterns, needles, and books.
Now the real question is how many of them have ever considered giving that ugly Christmas sweater a new home? -- Perhaps on a civic statue or on a scarecrow on Halloween?
Improving the urban landscape one stitch at a time!
When it comes to crazy counter-culture, there's one bit of fluffy one that's taking countries by storm these days, and its called "yarn bombing".
Billed as a form of "guerilla granny grafitti", it can be found in the streets of London, Mexico City, and Vancouver, B.C. to name a few far flung places where wicked wool-gathers hang out.
So exactly what is yarn bombing?
Well, according to one the world's most creative and prolific yarn bombers, Magda Sayeg, (a 35-year-old lass from Texas and founder of Knitta Please), "It's about making people smile and bringing art out of the galleries so everyone can appreciate it". And she should know, she's been all around the globe embelleshing the built environment as she goes. Her thrilling threads can be found hanging from the Great Wall of China, blowing in the breeze at several Paris landmarks, and even on the Welcome sign to the Manhattan on the Brooklyn Bridge.
Image Credit: Perri Lewis, The Guardian, UK -- Magda Sayeg in action
WHY NOT ADD A BIT OF SASS AND SPUNK TO A STAID STATUE? (Image Credit: ArtYarnUKDIY@flickr.com in Berlin, Germany)
TAGGING WITH A TWIST!
Merry munchkins would be well advised to toss their spray cans and take up knitting. Frankly, there's oodles more fun to be had with friends when you can paint your town whatever colors you please as long as it's made of fuzzy, furry, lumpy or bumpy yarn!
Yup, yarn bombing has become the talk of the town...it's like tagging with a twist.
First things first, forget about eating your heart out and pining over a lost love with grumbling guys or gals. The best therapy is threads, the more the merrier. Suck it up their "Stitch Witch" and "Sassy Swatch". Get cracking: It's time to cast on and off like crazy all you crochet commandos!
How about making a winter wooly scarf to wrap around a lamp post? Or, why not knit a titillating tree trunk sweater, or darn a dazzling ditty for a doorknob.
If you need more information on how to spin yarns in Lotusland or anywhere else for that matter, why not pick up a copy of a new book published by Arsenal Pulp Press entitled, The Art of Crochet and Knit Graffiti by Mandy Moore and Leanne Prain (who tell you all about this guerilla art and offer some great knitting patterns to get started)!
Image Credit: Jeff Christenson@flickr.com (lamp post in the Inner Harbour facing the Provincial Legislature in beautiful downtown Victoria, British Columbia, Canada)
Yarn Harlots & Hussies Unite - Timeless Tales Told By Knotty Knitters!
Knitting is at least as fun as baseball, football, or tiddlywinks -- besides its a heck of a lot easier to do than the evil looped path of crochet.
A practical guide to one of the world's oldest professions -- being a yarn harlot of course. A hiliarious and interesting how-to manual for mavens wondering how to knit a pair of sassy socks or a homespun hat.
The perfect gift for anyone who needs to chill while ripping out the last 150 rows of stitching because ... ooops there's a mistake for pity's sake! It's also a great way to learn a new way to use pejorative terms like "Darn" without getting into trouble!
Knitters are knotty by nature which is why they get off on silky skeins and woolies for willies ... just kidding.
This book will keep you in stitches whether you like it or not!
TRUST ME, THIS TREE TRUNK LOOKS A WHOLE LOT BETTER! (Image Credit: ArtYarnUKDIY@flickr.com - London, England)
ARE YOU BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURD AND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO?
Never fear, there is always a place for those who wish to contribute to the rich treasury of creative loafing in the world.
Don't complain about those ugly monstrosities commonly referred to as "unique pieces of public art". Give them a new lease on life and a ripsnorting reason for being!
Why not join a jest-in-time group of crochet commandos and leave your handiwork behind on those shabby sculptures and questionable quirks of art?
It's time to brandish those balls of yarn and dare to darn up a storm to cloack everything in sight...be it a door knob, a railing, a stop sign, or a table leg, and why not pray tell.
Frankly, if you're bored out of your gourd darning doilies, you're sick and tired of knitting socks and sweaters for people who probaby don't give a sweet tweet about your precocious personality, and you're beginning to wonder whether your passion for pink and purple pot-holders is wearing a tad thin these days...then do something different...just for the heck of it!
Take some advice from some frustrated felines...just turn your urge to spit tacks into "stealth knitting"! Organize yourself into a guerilla team of crazy craftspeople and create a bit of "shock and awe" by turning your town's tacky pieces of outdoor art into titillating tidbits with the help of some terrific tea-cozies or tasteful tuques.
How about creating a giant tea cozy to cover an entire bus (like they did in Mexico City), or sneak out under the cover of darkness and decorate a few stop signs with a snug-fitting pair of socks (like they did recently in Montreal, Quebec), or perhaps plop a friendly piece of fiber on a grumpy garden gnome!
Image Credit: Yo! Hanna@flickr.com
YARN BOMBING ISN'T FOR EVERYONE ...
Are you afraid of hisses?
Are you afraid to be booed?
Image Credit: http://glassoffashion.wordpress.com
"Heirloom" is knitting code for "This pattern is so difficult that you would consider death a relief.
-- Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, "At Knit's End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much" --
DO YOU HAVE A KNACK FOR KNITTING?
FEISTY FREELANCE KNITTERS UNITE!
Feisty freelance knitters unite...you have nothing to lose but a few balls of yarn, a couple of needles, and your sensible sanity!
Your amusing form of fun and frolic may frazzle a few fun-challenge folks, but the rest will surely chuckle, chortle, and chinwag about your wonderful woolen works of art that delightfully decorate France's Notre Dame Cathedral or San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge.
And frankly, what's not to like about all those damn fine doilies that have finally found their rightful place adorning a half-naked hydro pole or the worn-out welcome sign at the city dump?
Isn't it about time do something ridiculously life-affirming for once in your life...that doesn't cause harm to the environment or damage someone's precious property? What's wrong with creating a crazy crochet piece that serves no useful purpose other than to provide a few laughs for some merry-minded mavens!
Image Credit: Ann Johns Illustration@flickr.com
A SHORT STITCH & BITCH STORY
Sewing Susan realized that negative needlenosers just didn't tickle her fancy or her funnybone, which is why she decided to join the Yappy Yenta Yarnbombing Collective which was full of mirthful and marvellously meddlesome mavens just like her!
Knitting his brow he replied with a wink in his eye, "She's knotty by nature!"
"SHE HAD A YEN FOR YARN, 'CUZ KNITTING IS VERY KNOTTY..." (Image Credit: email@example.com)
LET'S SOCK IT TO SANTA THIS YEAR! - Why not branch out and try a little Yuletide Yarn Bombing?
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Santa, are you sure I can't interest you in a little yarn bombing tonight? - Message endorsed by the Friends of Frisky Fun and Fibre!
Image Credit: henkerterheid, illustrator
IT WAS THE KNIT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - A Yarn Worth Unravalling!
Image Credit: vikkivansickle.wordpress.com shall-i-knit-cover
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY - Especially when it comes to wild and wooly affairs!
Image Credit: Scottish Hookers by LV Biggs at baumsworld.com
Smarty-Pants Santa saw a lot of strange stuff - But didn't know how to get a pair of knitted knickers on those limbs.
Image Credit: www.refresheverything.com 2010/08
YAKING ABOUT YARN
Do you want to bring a warm, fuzzy feeling to your neighborhood?
MEMBERS OF THE 'GRAMPA GRAFFITI GANG' DOING THEIR DARN YARN THING (Image Credit: firstname.lastname@example.org)
NICE LITTLE LINKS FOR NEEDLENOSERS
- MICRO-FIBER MILITIA
Here's a rather fine example of how to decorate those downright dilapidated things you see in the urban landscape.
- STITCH AND BITCH LONDON
A nice bunch of Needlenosers and feisty but friendly folks who know how to have a good time with lamp posts and statues of all sorts!
What do you mean those chairs could do with a bit more color?
- KNITTED LANDSCAPE
Okay, you go first...yup, right out there on the end of that limb with that fleecy fun thing!
- YEARNING FOR SOME YARNBOMBING?
A furtive fiber-friendly art excursion into the world of clandestine crocheters, knotty knit-pickers, and wooly whodunits.
- KNOTTY BY NATURE FIBER ARTS
Fiber is healthy...whether you wear it or eat it every day!
- VICTORIA FIBRE FEST
A great way to have fun for those who are "Knotty By Nature"!
Having Fun With Fibre on a Ferrari
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... - The Queen of Quilting had something else on her mind...
She had a funny feeling in the pit of her stomach that her yarn bombing was getting a little out of hand!
Image Credit: email@example.com
THE KNIT TWITS BOOKSHELF - Fidget-Fingered Folks Love to Learn How to Knit
You'll definitely get your knickers in a knot with this one!
For those who've lacked the patience to knit a pair of knickers, and haven't a clue about how to "frog mohair" let alone how to kiss a toad!
The real question is...does she moonlight as a yarnbomber?
A helpful guide particularly if you want to decorate ugly lamp posts, utility poles or mail boxes.