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It is the little pedal on the right moron push it!! Why we can't have hood mounted weapons.

Updated on May 4, 2012

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that makes me mad.

I drive more miles in a year than a lot of people do in a decade. The area that I help to provide service to is over 18,000 square miles. Sometimes I drive up to four hours just to get to a job location

The gas pedal is the little one on the right moron just push it.

How many times a week do you say this or something like it?

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Same thing new day.

Never fails I am trying to drive down the highway I am in the right lane like a good boy traffic to my left is to heavy to move over to the left. Here comes an entry ramp

What do I see? Some one in a expensive very fast sports car . What is the person doing? Entering a highway with a 75 mile per hour speed limit at 45 miles per hour.


Most of the time when you see this scenario what are they doing?

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I know we can't

Every time this happens I know why we cant have laser beams on our front bumper. We would use them.


Here is another one that can tork a guy off fast.

You're on a country road 100 miles from nowhere doing the speed limit and someone in a large piece of equipment looks at you and pulls out in front of you.

The machine is to wide too pass it takes up both lanes you are the only car for ten miles. Why did they need to get in front of you instead of letting you pass.

You have to take a deep breath and release . Or just scream.

Has the above scenario happened to you?

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My last rant for now

Here is the next reason for not having machine guns on our hoods like a spy car. If you are a flat lander you may not get this one but if you live in a mountain state believe me you would.

Your driving up the canyon its a nice day to just drive. The road conditions are great . You come around a curve at the speed limit and have to get on the brakes you slow down to 25 miles per hour. The speed limit is 40 miles per hour however there is a car in front of you moving 25 miles per hour. You follow the person for five or six miles at 25 miles per hour passing at least 5 pullouts most of them clearly marked but do they use one? NO!!!!

They seem to enjoy the 50 cars behind them wishing they had machine guns on their hoods.

Has this happened to you

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I will persevere

These are some of the things that can make a sane person not act so sane. Thanks for playing. And have a great driving day.


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    • bmcoll3278 profile image

      bmcoll3278 5 years ago from Longmont, Colorado

      Thanks for stopping by

    • WillStarr profile image

      WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      Been there many times!