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Top 10 List of Funny Car Model Names

Updated on September 26, 2012

Did you ever wonder how car manufacturers think up the model names for all of their cars? Sometimes they get it just so wrong. Here is a list of the top 10 funny car model names which you may or may not have heard of, but which should bring you a chuckle.

The problems car manufacturers have is that a word that sounds great in one language, can mean something completely different in another. It is even harder when that manufacturer itself does not speak English, never mind Spanish or French or even Mandarin Chinese.

Even when they pay multi-linguists to check names out for them, sometimes undesired words slip through. This is partly because there are many slang words in many languages that you will not find in a dictionary.

That could be why we have a Japanese vehicle called the Daihatsu Naked. I mean, come on what kind of name is that? No doubt whoever thought that one up had an entirely different meaning in mind. But it got lost in translation somewhere, and so we now have the option of taking the Naked out for a drive.

There are many such accidentally funny model names for cars, and I hope to explore some of them here.

Mazda LaPuta
Mazda LaPuta

Mazda LaPuta

The Mazda Laputa is a smart little car, just great for driving about town and small enough for easy parking. Introduced in 1999 and retired in 2006, it is only available now on the second hand car market.

It's name is inspired by the book Gulliver's Travels by Jonathon Swift, and LaPuta (two words la puta) means prostitute in Spanish.

So maybe not so good for driving around town after all. A bit dangerous for a lone female on her own when stopped at traffic lights, I should imagine.

Skoda Laura
Skoda Laura

Skoda Laura

Skoda Laura is only named that in India.

Elsewhere it is known as the Skoda Octavia Mk2, and was only brought out in 2006 and is still in production today.

What a handsome car it is too!

If anyone remembers the old jokes about Skodas, they must be smiling on the other sides of their faces now, however that is done.

Anyway, it would seem that the word Laura may not be eminently suitable in India. In Hindi, which is one of India's many local languages, Laura mean 'penis'.

Can you imagine the lady of the house ordering the butler in Hindi to take the car out for a ride?

Mitsubishi Pajero
Mitsubishi Pajero

Mitsubishi Pajero

Mitsubishi Pajero has several names depending on which country you live in.

I believe it is known as the Montero in the US and Spain and the Shogun in the UK.

But in the rest of the world it is known as the Pajero which is a Spanish slang word for wanker.

There must be a joke in there somewhere!

However, the Pajero has been around a few years and many Spanish people have seen the vehicle with this name with visiting Europeans driving through so they have probably stopped laughing by now.

Honda Fitta
Honda Fitta

Honda Fitta

Honda Fitta is another little about town cracker.

As you can see, it's a small compact car which is great for nipping through heavily congested roads and squeezing into tight parking spaces.

The one in the photo is called Fit, and in some places they are called the Honda Jazz. In general, Europe, Asia and Mexico have the renamed version.

Why?

Fitta in Swedish or Norwegian translates as cunt.

"Be back later darling, just taking the cunt out for a drive" !!

Similarly, the Mercedes-Benz Vito is also badly named. Vito means c*nt in Swedish too! Just how many words have the Swedish got for it? Are they fixated or something??

Nissan Moco
Nissan Moco

Nissan Moco

Nissan Moco would only be mildly embarrassing in Spain if this car had been released there.

Fortunately this wonderful looking little about town car was only ever released in Japan itself.

No doubt Spanish visitors to Japan would have been tickled pink!

Moco in Spanish mean booger or snot.

A lot of the vehicles here have model names that translate badly in Spanish, but when you consider that Spanish is spoken by a massive 300 million people in the world, and is in fact the third most widely spoken language, then this is a pretty massive mistake.

Buick LaCrosse
Buick LaCrosse

Buick LaCrosse

The Buick LaCrosse has a similar problem.

LaCrosse is a unique french word meaning "a teenage masturbator" apparently.

Maybe it is la crosse rather than Lacrosse.

It also means "to trick someone" which isn't so bad, though whether you would trust the salesman who sold you a Buick LaCrosse is another matter!

Toyota MR2
Toyota MR2

Toyota MR2

The Toyota MR2 is a sporty little number whose production stopped in Japan in 2007.

It certainly looks classy and fast. It is actually a two door, mid-engine, rear wheel drive sports car that most of us would love to own.

MR2 is pronounced em-air-de in French which is just too similar to merde which means shit. Oops!

NOT what you want a car described as!

Toyota solved the problem by selling the car in France and Belgium as simply Toyota MR.

Ford Pinto
Ford Pinto

Ford Pinto

The Ford Pinto had an unfortunate time of it. Now out of production, it was built by the ford Motor Company in the years 1971 - 1980.

It has numerous design and safety faults, not least its fuel tank system which was liable to burst into flames after even a minor collision. It also won prizes for being the ugliest as well as one of the worst cars of all time.

However, the Pinto is famous in Europe, especially Portugal, which its name translates as slang for penis. Which might have been right.

The people of Brazil also speak Portugese.

Hyundai Santa Fe
Hyundai Santa Fe

Hyundai Santa Fe

Hyundai Santa Fe is a brilliant looking car and is in fact Hyundai's best selling SUV in the US.

Such is its safety record that it tops the 'cheapest cars to insure' lists.

On top of that it is comfortable, economical and incredibly good-looking.

Unfortunately, its name Santa Fe in Arabic means "smells bad", while in Korean it means "to beat up".

Lamborghini Reventon
Lamborghini Reventon

Lamborghini Reventon

The Lamborghini Reventon is right at the very top of any car range.

Sleek and beautiful and packed with innovative design engineering, it is a car you need to be super rich to own.

It is a status symbol of the highest order.

Only 20 of those cars have been built to sell, each with a price tag of $1.31M and they have followed Lamborghini's tradition of naming it after a raging bull. This Reventon killed Mexican bullfighter Félix Guzmán in 1943.

A little bit unfortunately, Reventon in Spanish means 'flat tire'.

I hope you enjoyed reading the top 10 list of funny car model names, and if you can think of any more, please put your ideas in the comments section below.

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    • PR Morgan profile image

      PR Morgan 6 years ago from Sarasota Florida

      This is hilarious if it's true...next time I see someone driving a la crosse I will crack up! Great hub!

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      Heheheh!! You'd never have guessed so many car names have so many other meanings in different languages.

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      Sophia Angelique 6 years ago

      Indeed! :)

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      Brian Slater 6 years ago from Nottingham Uk

      Great hub Izzy, my brother in law in Spain drives a Pajero, your description fits him to a T :)

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      LOL at the brother-in-law Brian!

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      lyndre 6 years ago from Scotland

      Good laugh Izzy. Well researched hub.I always thought flash Merc drivers were c**ts :)

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      michifus 6 years ago

      I've seen a fair few pajeros when I was down on the Costa del Sol - Another great hub Izzy!

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      LOL there certainly are a few here - as everywhere for that matter, Michifus :)

      And Lyndre, well we've got them bangs to rights now, haven't we?

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      Becky 6 years ago from Oklahoma

      I never really thought about it before but after reading your Hub, I can see how car manufacturers would have a problem choosing a name that would work with all languages. Your so right a word can mean something completely different in another language. Thanks for a fun and interesting Hub. Voted up, useful and funny.

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      Thanks Becky :)

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      Ign Andy 6 years ago from Green Home Office

      the MR2 is the only name with no imagination, the merde seem coincident. Why don't they come up it ZZ10 or UT2 :)

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      Merlin Fraser 6 years ago from Cotswold Hills

      Great way to start the day with a giggle, works almost as well with words used in adverts, one that makes me smile is an American beauty product for 'Falsies' they think they're selling False eyelashes....

      Maybe it Maybelline !

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      @Andy - even the letter Z is a problem because it is pronounced differently on both sides of the pond. It's either zee or zed which makes it confusing for advertising. Car adverts are so expensive, they'd prefer to make one big advert for all countries.

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      @Merlin, Haven't seen that particular advert but if I did I'd fall about laughing too!

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      Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

      An unique hub that I enjoyed reading.

      These easy reading hubs are great and always bring about a smile.

      thank you for sharing this one with us Izzy.

      Take care

      Eiddwen.

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      Thanks for commenting Eiddwen :)

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      Gary 6 years ago

      Beware of your language used in the car name. I think this should apply to other products as well. If this is the case, we need to google all the synonym or even translate all the equavalent meaning of the word before naming any of our products before launch.

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      Got a point, Gary, and at the end of the day there are probably only a few innocent names left :)

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      India Arnold 6 years ago from Northern, California

      Very funny stuff Izzy! Who knew? Woudn't want to be caught driving a "Pinto" around at any rate! NIce job here.

      K9

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      hehehe! There's actually a lot more mis-named cars if we want to start looking at minority languages!

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      cathylynn99 6 years ago from northeastern US

      how'd you find all this out? very clever!

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      IzzyM 6 years ago from UK

      LOL, couldn't make it up!

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      SJKSJK 6 years ago from delray beach, florida

      Love your list, really funny,

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      Insured Insurances 6 years ago

      awesome hub!

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      Jason R. Manning 5 years ago from Sacramento, California

      I still cannot figure out which one is funnier, but hey that's why they have marketing firms loaded with the highly educated globe trotters. I love it, little green moco! Should have been Mota, (that might sell some more) Great hub.

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      Fastest Car Rider 5 years ago from California

      Good Job

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      2patricias 4 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

      This made me giggle.

      The other day my husband and I stopped in our tracks next to a car in a car park. It was so stunningly ugly!

      We asked each other why it was made - and more to the point, why somebody bought one?

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      IzzyM 4 years ago from UK

      Maybe it was cheap, who knows? lol

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      I found this as a result of serching for MR2, since I like that kind of car. Very funny what some of those names means in other languages! I would have never known!

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      Nicole S Hanson 4 years ago from Minnesota

      Funny stuff! I had to check this out it just seemed too tempting. Nice hub!

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