I have a lot but the winner goes to the railroad tracks person. There is a set of three tracks near here. There is one track, a big gap, then two more. The gates were down and we were waiting. They went up. Everyone went through and backed up at the subsequent light. A lady drove onto the tracks while the traffic was backed up at the light. She had no room to get off the tracks due to the light. The gates went down. She starts panicking. She pulls into the gap area between the tracks and waits. Doesn't get out of her car. Luckily it was enough room.
Moral of the story:
1. Never enter RR tracks unless there is room on the other side to exit them
2. If you are trapped on tracks or between tracks for any reason, get out of your car and run!
3. If you can't follow those directions, pay for an amazing guardian angel.