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Top 10 Ugliest Cars From the 1970s (Funny)

Updated on March 12, 2013

Top 10 Ugly Cars of the 70's

As a child of the 70's I've both seen and been in in a fair amount of the abominations below. The 1970s had a whole different style of atrocious automobiles than say the ugly cars of the 80's. Though Wood paneling was not as huge as it would be in the future drab colors, vinyl roofs, teardrop windows and overall boxy builds dominated the auto industry. White walls were not yet a thing of the past, but moving in that direction. Luxury items in cars included 8 track cassettes, vinyl coated roofing and maybe if you spent the big bucks automatic windows. It was a time when ashtrays came standard. Simply put a simpler time.

Car Commercials from the 1970s

That being said, the following lens is a collection of what I consider to be the ugliest car designs of the 1970s. I even included commercials for these vehicles from the years they were new. Soak up the 70's nostalgia y'all. It's going to be one ugly ride.

1975 AMC Pacer - Mork's first Car

1975 AMC Pacer
1975 AMC Pacer

The 1975 AMC Pacer came out the year I was born. Designed by what looks like residents from Ork this egg shaped vehicle at least looks more aerodynamic than a lot of the cars on this page. It would appear that the designers of the Pacer took some body design cues from an organically farmed squash that was on the south end of a week long rot. This vehicle would fit in perfectly parked next to Fred's Mystery Machine. Shocking you don't see too many of these being restored these days.

1975 AMC Pacer - TV Commercial

1974 Chevrolet Gremlin - Aptly Named

1974 Chevrolet Gremlin
1974 Chevrolet Gremlin

Bugs Bunny battled the Gremlin during World War II. It wasn't until years later that a car of the same name was born. The 1974 Gremlin looks like something you might see cruising the streets in the background of horror movie from the Saturday Shocker. Almost as cartoon-looking as the Pacer above the 1974 Gremlin sports the same uninspired f aux Buck Rogers look as many vehicles from the 70's. The monicre is quite fitting, but you have to wonder how much marketing research went into the naming of the Gremlin. Hey 1970 era Chevy auto designers here's a free tip. Naming your new car after a make believe monster is a horrible way to bring it to market. Need proof? See the Volkswagen Thing towards the bottom of this page.

1974 AMC Gremlin - TV Commercial

1972 Ford Pinto - The Pacer's Doppleganger

1972 Ford Pinto
1972 Ford Pinto

I'm starting to see a very eggy pattern here. The Ford Pinto next to it's legendary body design was most famously known for it's rear mounted fuel tank which was known to catch fire in the case of a rear collision. Aside from this horrible safety flaw the Ford Pinto was available in a number of awesome 70's colors drawn from a pallet of condiments this sweet ride was available in such colors as mustard yellow as seen in the pic above, Expired Relish Green, Sunbaked Ketchup and of course Dijon Brown.

1970 Pinto Commercial - Introducing the Pinto

1970 Dodge Dart Swinger - Get Smart Car on a Budget

1970 Dodge Dart Swinger
1970 Dodge Dart Swinger

The Dodge Dart Swinger is what want-to-be gangsters of the 70's would drive on the way to meet that guy about the thing. It's reminiscent of a 70's spy car if Maxwell Smart drove a go cart. Again I'm not sure what aerodynamic advantage lining the outside roof of a vehicle with vinyl has, but those designers were onto something. Why waste your time working on a more fuel efficient engine or a way to just plain make the car run better when there's a dangerously un-upholstered roof to deal with. But what do I know? This year Dodge decided to resurrect the Dart sans the vinyl lined top.

1970 Dodge Swinger - TV Commercial

Reach for the sky. Keep reaching. I'm stuck in the back seat.

1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass - The Car that just screams Meh

1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Looking at this car just makes me feel depressed. I'd like to pinpoint just when people stopped using colors like candy apple red or jet blue and segwayed into what I can only describe as a horrible fall color pallet if the creator was drunk. Just when did the auto industry decide that we as a culture wanted to drive more burnt umber, brown and moss colored vehicles. I digress this car has it all. Boxy design, 2 toned brown and cream color patter (notice more vinyl roofing) and gas guzzle-ability. I'd continue, but I feel like I need to go shotgun some Prozac.

Olds Cutlass Supreme - TV Commercial from 1978

1978 Chyrsler Cordoba - If Ricardo Montalbán Endorses it, It Must Be Good. NO

1978 Chyrsler Cordoba
1978 Chyrsler Cordoba

Only a spokesperson like Ricardo Montalbán could deliver a sales pitch like this. It's his delivery. His silky smooth Latin accent could sell a pomegranate pop sickle to a woman wearing white gloves. It makes me wonder if he ever tooled around Fantasy Island in this gaudy mass of steel. The combination of his swarthy Latin charm, his overall demeanor and his pint size counterpart Hervé Villechaize are something no woman could resist. Oh wait I was supposed to be writing about the Chrysler Cordoba. Eh it kind of speaks for itself.

1975 Chrysler Cordoba - TV Commercial

This was what luxury was considered in 1975.

1977 Chevrolet El Camino - Super Sh**ty 1977 Chevrolet El Camino

1977 Chevrolet El Camino
1977 Chevrolet El Camino

Never before had the use-ablity of a pick up truck been combined with a sedan to create the super roomy bed with an extremely small drivers area. It was an idea who's time came and went. You don't see cars like this now a days because we grew some brains people. Who exactly was this car designed for? The 70's go go contractor with parallel parking issues or a mother of unruly children that quite literally took the back seat. The SS should stand for super sh**ty and show preface the fine El Camino name. Nuff said.

Chevy El Camino 1977 TV commercial

1971 Volkswagen Thing - It's a Turd, It's Quite Plain, Oh It's a Thing

1971 Volkswagen Thing
1971 Volkswagen Thing

I'm not sure if this vehicle is ugly or just really ugly. The aptly named Thing had the ca-shay and stay-ability of the Pet Rock. Aside from the over all look of the vehicle it was known to be very reliable, comfortable and rugged. This is an example of Volkswagen seeing what affect ugly design had on 70's culture. I found nothing bbut high praise from Thing owners, but it is ugly as sin and has a place here on this lens.

Vintage Cheez-It's Commercial - Featuring the VW Thing

1976 Chevrolet Chevette - The Possible Genesis of 80's Wood Paneled Vehicles

1976 Chevrolet Chevette
1976 Chevrolet Chevette

It seemed like every other person on the road in the late 70's and early 80's drove a Chevette. I think they were trying to get some momentum from the Corvette's good name. Site unseen it does sound like a sister vehicle to the muscle car. This car screams, "you could bother but why?" Again what can I say about this vehicle that it isn't already saying about itself. It's fairly boxy, it came in a variety of horrible colors from the same fall pallet I described above, it was fairly unreliable and it was prone to rusting. Yep a real package.

1976 Chevrolet Chevette - TV Commercial

1977 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Coupe - The Car That Says I'm Old. Now where are my keys?

1977 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Coupe
1977 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Coupe

This vehicle looks like it was created for crotchety old men and possibly was. Like so many other cars of it's kind from the 70's the geniuses at Oldsmobile decided to line the roof with vinyl. OK WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? Did the vinyl industry have some sort of in with the auto manufacturers of the 70s? I digress the 1977 Oldsmobile Regency is a good example of 70's ingenuity and design that will leave you saying, "What a huge waste of Steel". In fact that's one thing the 77 Regency has going for it; it's actually made out of metal.

1977 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Coupe - TV Commercial

Local Chicago-land television commercial for the 1977 Oldsmobile 98 Regency Coupe.

Which Car from the 70's is the Ugliest - What's your pick?

Which Car is the Ugliest
Which Car is the Ugliest

These are arguably the ugliest cars from the 1970s. Which one do you think is the ugliest? Am I way off base? Do you have a car that should be on this list? Comments are open. Let me know what you think.

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Which 70's vehicle is the ugliest?

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In a throw down battle for the ugliest car of the 70's it's the 1974 AMC Gremlin vs. the 1976 Chevrolet Chevette. Who will win and claim the title of ugliest auto of an era?

Which car is uglier? The Gremlin or the Chevette?

The Gremlin is WAAAY uglier!

The Gremlin is WAAAY uglier!

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    • Sir T 10 months ago

      AMC built the Gremlin, not Chevrolet.

    • 11 months ago

      What about the VW Carmen gia

    • PricillaJones 22 months ago

      Neither. Both cars look better than those ugly "high performance sports cars" that look like they got what out of a dog that ate refried beans and dead birds the night before XD I don't care if I offend you you offended me so piss off ;-)

    • PricillaJones 22 months ago

      Neither. Both cars look better than those ugly "high performance sports cars" that look like they got what out of a dog that ate refried beans and dead birds the night before XD I don't care if I offend you you offended me so piss off ;-)

    • anonymous 4 years ago

      you forgot the 1970 Dodge Coronet,

    • Chris1970 4 years ago

      The Chevette is just blah.The Pacer is ugly

    • miaponzo 4 years ago

      I say the Gremlin is uglier :)

    • lensesbyjames 4 years ago

      Gremlin is bogus

    • Gayle Dowell 4 years ago from Kansas

      Gremlin

    • AnObeseMan 4 years ago

      This is a very close competition.

    • HalloweenRecipes 5 years ago

      The Gremlin is uglier...it's hood is so long. lol

    • WerewolfCustoms1 5 years ago

      It's plain ugly - nothing special to say about it :)

    The Chevette is the ugliest thing I've ever seen!!

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      • Taxdrtom 9 months ago

        The cars that do not belong on this list:

        Cordoba, El Camino, 98 Olds, Dart Swinger, with the Gremlin a close second. The rest, so-so. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, no matter how flawed.

      • Billy Bob Greene 10 months ago

        Gremlin was an AMC vehicle, not Chevrolet. I don't know what yard stick you used to pick ugly, but having lived in the 70's and owning some of the cars listed, I don't consider any on your list ugly except the Thing.

      • PricillaJones 22 months ago

        Um CHEVROLET Gremlin??? It was AMC. Dumbasses

      • Kelley 2 years ago from California

        Many of these cars aren't ugly, but the Thing certainly is. Don't forget Chevy's Vega, it's as plain as a downtown pigeon. Later!

      • metsfan99 4 years ago

        It's funny the Gremlin always looked ugly in the 70's, but now it doesn't look bad. The Chevette is way uglier.

      • JClark 116 4 years ago

        The Chevette is uglier by far.

      • sunny saib 4 years ago

        Though Gremlin looks fairly ugly too but no, not THAT bad as ..

      • GoAceNate LM 4 years ago

        I have to admit I kinda like the Gremlin.

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          JimmyBee 21 months ago from southern Indiana

          Ha! Funny, man. My sister drove a Chevette when she was in high school. She told people she drove a 'Vette. She also called it a Shitvette.

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          Chris1970 4 years ago

          The only one I don't agree with is the Cordoba.To me,that car is pretty.The others are spot on.

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          GoAceNate LM 4 years ago

          @vineliner57: I can't argue that.

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          Hal Gall 4 years ago from Bloomington, IN

          At least the music was good in the 70's!

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          miaponzo 4 years ago

          OK.... I actually had two different Chevy Chevettes and they sure didn't look anything like that monstrosity!!!!!! Blessed!

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          June Nash 4 years ago

          I enjoyed looking at the pictures of the old cars. I always liked the Pacer. I don't think it is ugly.

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          sunny saib 4 years ago

          I love this lens.. Great research! :P

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          fullofshoes 4 years ago

          oh dear. I remember every single one of these cars. In fact...even though I hate to admit it..I've ridden in every single model at least once...at one time ore another. Great trip down memory lane. ~blessed~

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          GoAceNate LM 4 years ago

          @bushaex: Thanks for blessing my humble little lens.

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          Stephen Bush 4 years ago from Ohio

          SquidAngel blessings.

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          GoAceNate LM 4 years ago

          @sherioz: I agree. Ugly cute. I wouldn't want any to be my every day ride though.

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          sherioz 4 years ago

          They aren't ALL ugly!!! Some are cute.

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          GoAceNate LM 5 years ago

          @JohnTannahill: Yeah but see the UK cars are still kinda cool. I just got done checking the Triumph TR7 out. I did see some real stinkers and I could see how it could be done wrong. I just have 1 word for you. Chevette.

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          LisaDH 5 years ago

          I think the ugliest 70s car award goes to the Ford Pinto. I never understood why poor Kate Jackson had to drive one on "Charlie's Angels" while the other angels had cool cars.

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          John Tannahill 5 years ago from Somewhere in England

          What were they thinking in the 70s? We had the TR7 in the UK.

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          GoAceNate LM 5 years ago

          @LisaDH: Solid point. I have a neighbor who has that same pinto above parked outside. It inspired this lens. Thanks for the like.

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          WerewolfCustoms1 5 years ago

          I enjoyed watching those old commercials :) Great lens!

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          GoAceNate LM 5 years ago

          @sudokunut: It is aptly named. Still I wouldn't mind taking one for a drive.

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          Mark Falco 5 years ago from Reno, Nevada

          Never heard of a Volkswagen Thing before...that certainly is an ugly looking vehicle.

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          GoAceNate LM 5 years ago

          @NC Shepherd: I do feel nostalgic when I see some of these cars, but I can't say I miss them. Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Tell a friend.

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          NC Shepherd 5 years ago

          Yep, these were pretty ugly. But I still miss them.