I am King of eBay
I am King of eBay
Oodles of folks offer to help you make money on eBay, but you should come to me first. I am the King of eBay. Do what I do, and also what I say.
Everyone on eBay loves me. I can do no wrong.
If you dare doubt me, please continue reading.
I can prove my assertion. No one says anything bad about me on eBay. Indeed, I am loved wherever I go.
My eBay Fans Love Me
On April 24th, 2010, I put up for auction (3) Amana Clean n Clear Filters. Don't ask me from whence they came. The products were snapped up almost immediately by one of my many eBay admirers, who voluntarily left me this kudo:
GREAT transaction, on time delivery, good seller ty
Obviously, I am king of eBay. Only auction royalty garners this type of accolade. Note the capitalized adjective leading off the sentence fragment. Note the breathless continuation into the stellar delivery description. Bask in the glow of the obviously understated 'good seller' clause.
PS. 'ty' means "Thank You". My eBay posse actually thanks me for selling them my unwanted stuff.
Please allow me to introduce myself
In the world of eBay I am known simply as 'nicomp'. Like Ronaldinho, Oprah, and Michael, I do not require additional names. Walk into any Internet cafe where eBay auctions are bought and sold; simply mention my handle and stand back in amazement as adoring fans spew forth accolades such as:
- A-OK (PROMOS PC2700U 512MB DDR Qty 2)
- fast shipping.. good seller. thanks a lot (Intel D845GE Motherboard)
- Excellent transaction, no problems. (Foxpro 2.0 Database Software on 3.5" Floppies)
- Item exactly as described. Fast shipping and good communication (2) 1024MB PC4200 DDR2 533MHz Memory)
- Great seller, as described, good communication, thx!!! (ThinkCentre 256MB PC2 4200 DDR2 UDIMM)
Yes. It's all there, recorded for posterity in my eBay profile. It's on the Internet, so you know it's true.
How Did I Get Here?
I don't know how I got here. eBay simply comes naturally to me. I buy and I sell. I post and I bid. I'm a vibrantly vital cog in the eBay community. It's a gift.
My 100% positive feedback rating speaks for itself, but I will continue to speak for myself as well.
Whoop! There It Is
There you have it. I have provided conclusive proof of my regal status on eBay. I am the Archbishop of Auctions, the Bard of Bidding, and the Oligarch of Online Transactions.