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I am King of eBay

Updated on December 8, 2012

I am King of eBay

Oodles of folks offer to help you make money on eBay, but you should come to me first. I am the King of eBay. Do what I do, and also what I say.

Everyone on eBay loves me. I can do no wrong.

If you dare doubt me, please continue reading.

I can prove my assertion. No one says anything bad about me on eBay. Indeed, I am loved wherever I go.

My eBay Fans Love Me

On April 24th, 2010, I put up for auction (3) Amana Clean n Clear Filters. Don't ask me from whence they came. The products were snapped up almost immediately by one of my many eBay admirers, who voluntarily left me this kudo:

GREAT transaction, on time delivery, good seller ty

Obviously, I am king of eBay. Only auction royalty garners this type of accolade. Note the capitalized adjective leading off the sentence fragment. Note the breathless continuation into the stellar delivery description. Bask in the glow of the obviously understated 'good seller' clause.

PS. 'ty' means "Thank You". My eBay posse actually thanks me for selling them my unwanted stuff.

Please allow me to introduce myself

In the world of eBay I am known simply as 'nicomp'. Like Ronaldinho, Oprah, and Michael, I do not require additional names. Walk into any Internet cafe where eBay auctions are bought and sold; simply mention my handle and stand back in amazement as adoring fans spew forth accolades such as:

  • A-OK (PROMOS PC2700U 512MB DDR Qty 2)
  • fast shipping.. good seller. thanks a lot (Intel D845GE Motherboard)
  • Excellent transaction, no problems. (Foxpro 2.0 Database Software on 3.5" Floppies)
  • Item exactly as described. Fast shipping and good communication (2) 1024MB PC4200 DDR2 533MHz Memory)
  • Great seller, as described, good communication, thx!!! (ThinkCentre 256MB PC2 4200 DDR2 UDIMM)

Yes. It's all there, recorded for posterity in my eBay profile. It's on the Internet, so you know it's true.

How Did I Get Here?

I don't know how I got here. eBay simply comes naturally to me. I buy and I sell. I post and I bid. I'm a vibrantly vital cog in the eBay community. It's a gift.

My 100% positive feedback rating speaks for itself, but I will continue to speak for myself as well.

Whoop! There It Is

There you have it. I have provided conclusive proof of my regal status on eBay. I am the Archbishop of Auctions, the Bard of Bidding, and the Oligarch of Online Transactions.

I am the King of eBay, as witnessed by my 100% rating.
I am the King of eBay, as witnessed by my 100% rating.


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      nicomp really 5 years ago from Ohio, USA

      TamCor , You may also be King of EBay. Welcome to the Royal Family.

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      Tammy Cornett 6 years ago from Ohio

      lol...This is the first I've seen this, or I would have commented before, O King of Ebay...:D

      My husband and I sell, too, so can we be your royal subjects, or something? 1707 feedback score, we qualify? :D

      Thanks for the laughs, I really enjoyed this hub. Honestly, we don't sell near as often as we used to, but it really is addictive, isn't it?

      The best part about selling on Ebay is finding all the "stuff" to list...we LOVE going to auctions and finding all kinds of weird or unusual items--ya just never know what will skyrocket on Ebay! :)

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      nicomp really 6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      53 views in 11 months? Double-sigh.

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      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      47 views in over 2 months?? Sigh.

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      drcrischasse 7 years ago from NH/Foxboro

      Lorlie, I agree

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      Laurel Rogers 7 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      You may be a wonderful salesman, but work on that E-Bay avatar, okay? It's danged creepy. :)

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      Tony Lawrence 7 years ago from SE MA

      Hmmm. I thought *I* was the King. I see I have competition!

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      breakfastpop 7 years ago

      I don't have a clue how to work E-Bay. I defer to you King.

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      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      First, Joe the Internet Millionaire. Now you're the king of eBay? Is there no end to your amazing achievements?

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      Rob 7 years ago from Bay Ridge Brooklyn NY

      I bet you could sell the Brooklyn Bridge on ebay.

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      msorensson 7 years ago

      Ohh such a sweetheart. Thank you. I don't go there anymore..the reason being I intend to sell but I buy instead so I have not gone in oohhh five years or six, I think..


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      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @msorensson: I anoint you an honorary King of eBay.

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      msorensson 7 years ago

      I ought to send you everything that I want to sell, nicomp.