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I Quit --Funny hate Resignation Letter !

Updated on December 12, 2016

I'm heading for resignation

Are you longing to write a resignation letter to your boss like someone else I know? Do you hate your job and spend your day imagining what you would like to do to your boss or the manager?So you just can't take it anymore -

Rules keep changing on you faster than you change your underpants

The boss is rude and obnoxious

They don't appreciate you & your skills / your sense of humour

You are over worked & underpaid

It's a bitchy female manager you do not get on with

The product is not as good as you thought

or maybe you have found a better job elsewhere!

and so on.

STOP Think before you write that letter of resignation ok!

Remember in most cases you have to give 2 weeks notice.

Keep in mind some companies like the one I was working for let you go the minute you hand in your resignation.

They should pay you the two weeks in full so make sure, if this happens you receive your money.

Reasons you can use in a resignation letter would be ....

... Due to personal reasons

Because of family health issues

Would like to expand my experience

Moving out of the area and so on.

Are you looking for humorous resignation letters or a more serious resignation letter?

Help with resignation letter

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Get someone else to read it first !

The wrong way to write a resignation letter

Dear Sir,

I am very excited to be able to tell you to stick the job as I am leaving. I am sick of you being rude to me when I am late especially when it is only by a minute.

We don't get paid enough for all the work we do so on my last day off sick I found a better

job which pays more

I hope you find another sucker to take my place ok.

Bob

Funny resignation letter !!

Funny Resignation Letter

Dear Mr. Boss:

I'm thrilled to inform you that I'm resigning.

I have been waiting for what seems like forever to inform you that I’m resigning. I’ve hated worked for the company since the day I was hired. I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t like you.

I am tendering my resignation effective immediately and I’m heading for the open road. I bought a Harley and a leather jacket and my girlfriend, Denise, is coming along. It was a little tough to find a jacket to fit her, but we managed.

I know you would like me to help you with a transition, but I won’t. Have fun figuring out the files on my computer. I can’t even figure them out most of the time.

Oh, speaking of computers, you’ll need to figure out the passwords to all our online resources. I forgot to keep a list of them, so have fun with that.

I’m sure you’d like to have a going away party for me. However, I’m not interested in the stale cookies and nasty punch that constitutes saying goodbye at this company.

Don’t worry about writing me a reference, even though I’m sure you’d be glad to recommend my work. I don’t need or want one. I don’t need references where I’m heading. So, consider our bridges burnt.

See ya,

Happy To Be Gone


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Dear

This is to inform you that [ ]your socks don't match [ ]vitamin C doesn't cure baldness [ ]a new opportunity has presented itself [ ]I've had it up to here [ ]enough is enough [ ]I'm tired of striving for mediocrity [ ]I've hit bottom [ ]it's time for a change

and I am, therefore [ ]tendering my resignation from your company [ ]leaving society [ ]taking tango lessons [ ]getting plastered [ ]learning Swahili [ ]having hallucinations [ ]chugging green tea [ ]waxing poetic.

I wish to advise you that [ ]there's a funny smell in the lunch room [ ]I can't water-ski [ ]I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead [ ]I've become brain damaged [ ]libraries make me want to shout [ ](enter a date) will be my last day of employment

I would like to thank you for [ ]the experience of having worked for (name the company) [ ]a very strange time [ ]having me committed [ ]buying me the bunny slippers [ ]explaining the meaning of life [ ]not wearing Bermuda shorts.

Yours truly,

Should I tell potential employers about Health problems

Resignation letter

Remember that these days the written word can be faxed, scanned emailed faster than you can walk out of the bosses door!

Don't say anything you wouldn't want a new boss to read.

NEVER COMPLAIN in your resignation letter about the job - people- the boss etc

Keep it brief and to the point.

Check the company policy of how many weeks you are supposed to give in notice

  • Do not use your resignation letter to vent. Venting is not professional as you're on your way out the door!
  • Keep your reasons for leaving positive - you're going to something, not running from something. Your letter should reflect this.
  • Don't "burn the bridge". You don't know where you might connect with your former boss or others from your organization! Keep it positive!

Brief resignation letter

Dear Bill,

Due to personal reasons I am giving you the required two weeks notice of my resignation as a

sales rep for xzy Sales.

Jill

1/11/10

Formal resignation letter

Chief Executive Officer
Classic Company
456 Main St.
Philadelphia, PA 12345

Dear Ms. Boss,

I am writing to formally notify you that I am resigning from my position as Administrative Assistant with Classic Company. My last day of employment will be January 14, as per the responsibilities under the terms of my employment contract.

I appreciate the opportunities I have been given at Classic and your professional guidance and support. I wish you and the company success in the future.

Yours sincerely,

Sue  Applicant

 Dear ......

This is to let you know that it is time to move on , I cannot stay in one place too long in case we grow roots .

There is more to life than putting up with you even if they do say " Better the devil you know than don't know " I will take my chances .

Hopefully I will be able to forget you ASAP

BYe !!

A Better resignation letter

Dear Mr Boss,

I am writing to say Thank You for the opportunity to work with your company here in ________

It has been enjoyable spending the time in the area .

However I am giving you the required 2 weeks notice as we have decided due to family reasons to move on .

Thank You Again

Soon to be ex employee

Video Resignation

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    • Efficient Admin profile image

      Efficient Admin 2 years ago from Charlotte, NC

      Love the Funny Resignation Letter!

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      Shelley 4 years ago

      the second is my fave gonna use that for sure

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      bulletproofworker 4 years ago

      Here's a thought: Just because one gives a professional resignation letter, doesn't mean the company will give a positive reference in return. I used to do employment backgrough checks and about 75% of the time the company bashed the employee. Quite illegal but they still did it!

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Thanks for the visit Lek, I really enjoyed these funny resignation letters myself ! I hope you get a nice manager at your next job .

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      lek 5 years ago

      ohhhh...thank you so much for posting these.. I have a horrible manager and I cant tolerate her anymore, So I have selected rude resignation letter format to mail her. :-) thank you so much

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Seanorjohn, Thanks for the vote ! I like your idea for a resignation letter especially to a nasty boss lol !

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      seanorjohn 5 years ago

      I recommend writing a resignation letter on the back of a saucy postcard and posting it.

      Voted up and useful

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Thanks for the visit Kiwi Max ! It can be difficult finding the right words for a resignation letter . Have to be careful these days as a bad letter can ruin things for you if new bosses find out about it . Love the ones in here tho!

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      Max Zvyagintsev 5 years ago from New Zealand

      I've had to write one resignation letter this year, and it was my first letter too. However it was a lot nicer than these lol.

      Hmm, maybe I next time I should advertise myself as "Looking for a crappy job with a terrible boss so I can practise writing great resignation letters" :)

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Thanks for the visit . I loved the one about the harley as well . Sometimes you really wish you could leave a letter like that !

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      sylvia 5 years ago

      The one about the lost pass words and harley is hilarious

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Thank you . Everyone needs all the help they can with findng & keeping a job .

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Thanks ! I love reading things like this myself.

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      freecampingaussie 5 years ago from Southern Spain

      Thanks for the visit . I usualy use personal reasons in an resignation letter . Leave on a positive note !

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      RLF 5 years ago

      Funny !! But very rude. I don't think anyone is going the write something like this in their resignation letters. You said it - "Rembember that these days the written word can be faxed , scanned emailed faster than you can walk out of the bosses door!" You should never resign on a negative note. Find a few more points here http://www.resignationletterformat.in/2011/12/why-...

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      Luis E Gonzalez 6 years ago from Miami, Florida

      Funny, I'm still laughing about the video..Great hub

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      Thelma Alberts 6 years ago from Germany

      Very funny! I even read it loud to my husband so he laughed with me. I have written the wrong way resignation letter in my mind to my boss and would like it the funny way. However, I told my last boss in Germany my resignation in a better way. Who knows I still need her in the future. Thanks for sharing.

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      Mrs. Menagerie 6 years ago from The Zoo

      Hey...I'm the "boss" and I would probably cry if someone gave me one of these...na, just kiddin'. Really, this is very funny!!!

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      Alastar Packer 6 years ago from North Carolina

      Humorous; and be careful who you tear down your bridges to in life, you may not always be able to put them back together.

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      Beth100 6 years ago from Canada

      Funny ones, they are! I've seen some odd ones and you are so correct about not burning your bridges. Most industries involve a few key people and lighting one key person on fire in your letter of resignation can alienate you from the whole industry. Word of mouth and reputation are your keys to gaining employment elsewhere. Once you damage your reputation, there is no gaining it back. Excellent advice!

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      Susan Zutautas 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Great hub! Good advise.

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      Richieb799 6 years ago from Cardiff, Wales UK

      Love the second one!!!!!!!!

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      Aris Budianto 6 years ago from Lying along the equator Country

      So many versions, I've got to choose one, well, thanks.