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Never – Complain about your Job

Updated on March 12, 2010

If you are complaining about your job I have got some nice, interesting alternative ones for you to consider.

Alternative 1

This isn’t a bad job, however you must ensure you use the rest room and have a drink on your desk. The reason is because once you sit in that chair, you will not be moving anywhere for a while.

 

 

Alternative 2 - Not advisable to eat Breakfast in the mornings

Alternative 3 - This would sure help your concentration

Alternative 4

Now the pay for this job is very good and it also has a lot of bonuses. Do you still want to change your job?

Also Read: Never - Leave a Child alone

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    • Lady_E profile imageAUTHOR

      Elena 

      8 years ago from London, UK

      ** Cheers Hubpageswriter - Glad I got you ROFL. Best Wishes.

      ** Thanks saddlerider - Glad you enjoyed the Hub. Regards.

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      saddlerider1 

      8 years ago

      For some anyone of these jobs would be a treasure find. The way the economy is going and job losses high. A job of any kind would be a find. Thanks for the share, they were very funny pic.

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      hubpageswriter 

      8 years ago

      The elephant one is real good! Laughing here. Great hub, I love to read something to cheer me up as well.

    • Lady_E profile imageAUTHOR

      Elena 

      8 years ago from London, UK

      Lol Support Med.

      I looked at the photos again too and laughed.

      Why would someone want to do a job like that?

      Nice to read from you again.

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      Support Med. 

      8 years ago from Michigan

      Thanks for the laugh!!!Much needed!!!!!!!!!!Right now believe it or not, I would not even mind a job collecting elephant poop!!!!!!!!!! It would be an income!!!!!!!!

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      create a page 

      9 years ago from Maryland, USA

      No thanks. I think I will stick to what I am doing now.

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      Lisa  

      9 years ago

      This was really funny but makes one think.

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      Karma Freedom 97 

      9 years ago from New York

      :) Very true!

    • Lady_E profile imageAUTHOR

      Elena 

      9 years ago from London, UK

      Thanks everyone. Glad you liked it. :)

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      deepestwisdom 

      9 years ago from England

      Lol! Those are some great pictures - you're right, never complain!

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      bingskee 

      9 years ago from Quezon City, Philippines

      this is very funny. especially pic #1!

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      Jmell 

      9 years ago from El Paso, Texas, USA

      What a great reminder for us! LOL

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      Pete Maida 

      9 years ago

      Yeah, those are some nasty ones. I'm happy I don't have to worry about that anymore.

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      mayhmong 

      9 years ago from North Carolina

      I would survive the computer jobs but the others..eeehh..

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      Nyesha Pagnou MPH 

      9 years ago from USA

      Lady_E, this is so funny! Thanks for sharing:-)

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      Christa Dovel 

      9 years ago from The Rocky Mountains, North America

      Those are funny. :D

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