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Sucking Up Your Way To The Top

Updated on April 23, 2012

Get Everything You Want In LIfe Just By Kissing Someone Else's ... Ego

Contrary to popular belief, in life it's not who you know that can have a profound effect on your success, it's how you "suck up" to who you know. Knowing what to say and when to say it is the key to getting everything you want out of life. It's a proven scientific fact that most human beings love admiration and attention and even though we may not admit it, we love to be acknowledged and made to feel important. It is also a proven scientific fact that most humans are primarily driven by their egos. If someone feeds our ego and makes us feel special, valued and idolized we will do what we can to help that person get what they want. Conversely, if someone ignores our ego and makes us feel stupid, unimportant and not valued we will do what we can to not only make sure that person doesn't get what they want, but that they also rot in hell.

Since the beginning of time mankind has sucked up to get the things he or she wanted. Adam sucked up to God to get him to create Eve, "This is one bitchin' garden pad, Dad, but I've got this weird looking thing hanging between my legs that is making me really horny and it would be great if you could create something better looking than sheep." Then after Eve was created she sucked up to Adam to get what she wanted from her new friend the Devil, "You know I think your body is so hot, Adam baby, but just think how much hotter it would be if you ate a little less meat and more fruit, especially apples."

Yes, throughout history sucking up has been used to attain wealth, gain power and get things that hard work alone could have never accomplished. But until now sucking up was either unintentional, unconscious or so contrived and obvious that it not only didn't help the person get what they wanted, in most cases it actually hurt. It has only been through years of professional and personal sucking up that I've developed a guaranteed program to teach you how to understand and use the power of intentional, deliberate and oh so carefully delivered sucking up to get all the things you want out of your personal and professional lives. After you're finished with this simple to learn and easy to apply sucking up guide, you will be equipped with all the tools you'll need to not only control your own destiny, but be recognized as a Suck Up Master. The skills you'll learn will not only enable you to know who should and shouldn't be sucked to, but exactly what suck up lines to use to always get the results you want. So if you're ready, let's start "Sucking Up Your Way To The Top."

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      Thomas Mitchell 

      6 years ago from Bangor, Maine

      Interesting point of view but I must say in most cases that is what it takes.

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