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Walmart Master Marketing Technique Using Jade Helm

Updated on May 2, 2015
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Should I Laugh Or Cry?

To the Walmart executives who came up with this extremely brilliant marketing plan....I applaud you!

I am jealous.

Yes Walmart has designed the perfect marketing scheme, and they actually closed stores to do it. I believe that the figure is 5 stores closed in the Southwest. These all happened just before Operation Jade Helm being carried out by the Department of Defense.

Not only has Walmart cut down on paychecks they have to give out, they have received FREE advertisement and that advertisement has went viral. I am sure Walmart brass is thanking the military for that.

Website Owner Goals

It is the primary goal of people like myself who write, those who own websites and make videos, to have our material go viral.

Yes we want millions visiting, reading and watching.

Walmart foresaw that and used it. When Operation Jade Helm was announced, which surely Walmart knew before the rest of us, conspiracy theorists knew this was an answer to viral messages.

Read the internet. Website after website that has information about Jade Helm and the covert way President Obama will use it to enact martial law is being read by millions of people.

What Is Jade Helm?

In the defense and protection of the United States, our military has always used testing and operations to train soldiers.

This is all Jade Helm is.

Do you really think President Obama has the talent to control our whole military structure to enact martial law? It just doesn't make sense.

Obama is a Democrat. The majority of our top military leaders lean toward the Republican side.

Anyone who actually believes that this is an operation to control the population is being very foolish, but many do actually believe it.

First, if by chance he was to pull off this, mass armies of citizens will sweep in from Northern States and will defeat the 1,200 United States Special Forces Troops participating in this operation. Yes, only 1200.

Here is the PDF official document on Jade Helm 15.


This is just a measure of training....NOTHING ELSE!

You do not need to go out and buy 8,000,000 rounds of ammo. You don't need to go buy 3,000,000 gallons of water. You don't need to buy 1,000,000 pounds of food rations.

But Walmart wants you to. Because they know you will buy it from their stores that are open.

The Walmart Marketing Experts

Knowing that Jade Helm was going to occur from July until September, the Walmart advertising pros had a brilliant idea. They would use this as free viral advertisement!

"We will close a few stores in those States, and we will be a part of the conspiracy!"

It worked. Now all you see everywhere is Walmart and tanks. They are in the minds of millions of people who think that Walmart is working with Obama to control the world.

Does Pinky work for Walmart?

Final Words

Next Christmas, we will have forgotten completely about Jade Helm and Walmart.

Well no, we won't forget about Walmart, because everyone will flock there to get Christmas presents.

I would bet that Walmart sales are above average right now because of the Jade Helm marketing scheme.

Have you bit? Do you actually believe President Obama has the power to drive our country into martial law? Will Obama control the world?

Wow, it is very difficult to type while laughing so hard. I am just thinking of the nice Christmas presents the owners of all those conspiracy websites will be buying their family members. After all, it is all of you who are frequenting their websites are making them a lot of money.

Why not help a good website go viral instead of all these ones that are freaking you out?

Visit this website below that I have been writing for, or even my website and send them viral. At least you will receive some educational material.

© 2015 Greg Boudonck

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    • Niecey Doc profile image

      Niecey Docherty 

      2 years ago from Firth, Nebraska

      Yeah, I'm not buying the, "just a drill" thing. I believe there is something more sinister behind this and that it's naive to assume the government would be above that.

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      Wow hughie, you need to study history a bit more. Hitler wasn't a conspiracy, he was a living person.

      You are the person who has issues.

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      Hughie 

      3 years ago

      Spoken like a TRUE IDIOT.

      Hitler was a conspiracy theory too dumbo.

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      They closed to get the conspiracy theorists all worked up. This provides them even more free ads. The United States military has been doing similar training for years. It is just because of the political and economic conditions, that this one has received so much attention--and add the internet.

      I wrote a book about military heroes from Puerto Rico: http://tinyurl.com/PRwhoServed

      At one point, the military took over an island down here and ran some huge drills. Everyone thought that World War 3 had come.

    • Jackie Lynnley profile image

      Jackie Lynnley 

      3 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Why would they close after getting such great free advertisement? I will have to read much more on this to buy into it. I read that there will be gunshots heard but it is only blanks so not to get upset. Sounds fishy to me and unlike most of their followers I believe nothing until I see it and what I am seeing so far sure looks a bit communist to me. Or is it socialist? Or is there a difference?

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      I believe I am going to choke with laughter Neomar. No, quit, I just cannot stop laughing!!!!

    • Neomar Dethron profile image

      Nathan C 

      3 years ago from Puerto Rico

      I have found this hub quite interesting. The conjecture is an admirable, although I must beg to differ. After cautious perception of the patters of history, I have deduced the atrophy of the government's democratic origin. The corruption has grow to immense dimensions and will cause the swift destruction of freedom throughout the country.

      I know my apprehensions will never be allayed. But I wish to someday see the citizens of the USA cognizant of the impending doom.

      ~Neomar D~

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      3 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      Thank you Bill. Yes, I agree about not respecting Walmart ownership. I wonder if the original owner is stirring in his grave. But I do respect our military, and it just behooves me that citizens would think they could be manipulated into giving a dictatorship to President Obama.

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      Bill Holland 

      3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I have so little respect for the owners of Walmart....but I have less respect for the American public when they fall for stunts like this. Interesting read as always, Greg.

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