I'd think the postal service / civil service exam would be the best thing going....but I think they're more partial to veterans than anything else, but what would I know?
My arrest record dictates that I only get hired in the Texas heat when air conditioner repair dudes are needed....but you can't get into that business at all without a certification through the E.P.A. for chlorofluorocarbons....so I suppose I can list that as an answer here....knowing that you'd definitely not care for that one.
Dude, you don't need a job!!! You're my gosh damned hero on this web marketing deal!!!
Oh well, despite my low pay for long hours of web nonsense....I'll keep at it for the few pennies and some dreams.