When I was working as a secretary, I used to have a lot of free time. WHen I got too bored at the office, one of the bosses and I used to eat left over food from breakfast from that very day. One day, I finished all of my work around noon, and I stil had to wait until 5 to go home.
While I waited, I convinced one of the bosses to HIDE all of the food in the kitchen of the office, and have nothing but water in the fridge.
When it was LUNCH time, people RUSHED to the kitchen., and scrambled around to find ANYTHING to eat.. Every time someone went to the kitchen and searched for food, we stood in the doorway, and ate the food.
The entire day, no one knew why WE had food, and no one else did..
The tales of bored secretaries! LOL