President of the United States.I have this strange compulsion to tell the truth, and I'd like to see how total, painful honesty would work out for the country at least one day. I'm not sure how much I'd get done in a single day, but I would hope that in 24 hours I could at least sign an executive order ordering all future executive orders null and void. And oh yes...I'd get real food back on the plates of our school children. First day there'd be spaghetti with real meat sauce, real cheese, bread sticks and green beans or salad. A nice vintage juice, too, red or white - whichever goes best with Italian sausage. A big hunk of pie for every child in America. And lastly, I'd throw open the White House doors to every single visiting child in this country, and whatever money I'd make on the book I ended up writing about my experience would go to keeping those doors open ALL YEAR LONG.
Yeah, that's about it.