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Confessions of a HubPages Pimp

Updated on September 2, 2016
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Linda (Kaywood) Bilyeu is a self-published author. Her books are available on Amazon. She writes from the heart—there is no other way.

I hereby confess....

Forgive me HubPages, but I must confess. I am a pimp. I am a sinner.

I have been a pimp for many months now.

I have corrupted innocent friends who are now also pimps.

I have attracted a fanatical following of pimps and they are prime pimpers.

Each and every day they impress me with new moves and techniques they exhibit to flourish with their pimping abilities.

Proud Pimp...

Am I proud to be a pimp? Heck, yes! We gots to do what we gots to do to succeed in the hubbing community. Unlike other pimps I usually do my work during the day. I have a posse of pimps who cover my night-shifts and they cover all the corners! We stay off the streets and work out of our homes, which is a safer environment. You never know what you could catch out there! Some of us work from our phones and perform acts that way. This real cool cat named Steve Jobs has provided us pimps with ample options to get the job done. There are other cats out there who have also given us options, but I consider them second rate. Just sayin' my peeps.

Are you out pimping?
Are you out pimping? | Source

Is this legit?

Pimping is legal! Trust me on this one! There is no jail time or need for a bail bondsman! Soliciting is mandatory, how else would you find your next customer! It's a simple process...I pimp you and you pimp me! We are both happy customers! Just hook each other up with a few clicks here and there and the job is done! I am too legit to quit, gots to keep each other motivated with finding different areas to find more action! Pimping is not all about "show me the money" even though for the right price you'll do anything...but with my pimping there's never a fee. No commission either. It's all about helping out a friend in need. It's about doing the deed. Pimping is a service that we call upon a girl or guy to do. Whether it's Madam or John! Just get 'er done.


As we all know too much of a good thing is never really good. Sharing a hub is a compliment to our creation. We are proud of our article and would like to share it with our family and friends. We appreciate feedback. We would like our voices to be heard. This is all good.

Spamming fellow hubbers is never a good thing. Suffocating your peers with your own work is annoying. It's frustrating. Spamming is a perfect way to get yourself unfollowed and ignored. Occasionally sharing your work is expected. Sharing your work every few minutes isn't.

Think of sharing as your personality. Would you constantly brag about yourself? The majority of us wouldn't. The minority would and this flaw is their issue, don't make it yours.

Pimp yourself and pimp your fellow hubbers in moderation. Be a leader and not a follower. Happy Hubbing!

"Pimp My Hub"

In order to pimp you must really have the desire. You must be passionate about it. There is no turning back once you start because it becomes an addiction. You crave the views you get and enjoy getting hit on! It's all about the numbers! Here's how I pimp....

  • On Facebook! If you write a hub about a celeb or musician, like their group and pimp away!
  • Google+ your hubs and share your followers hubs! We all like to be "plus oned"!
  • Twitter ... when tweeting a hub use a #hubpages so it shows up as a trending topic and in twitter searches! You could also tweet with a @ if you are following a topic or person you are tweeting about. Such as I wrote a hub on Keith Urban, when I tweet it I do so as @keithurban so that it goes to his timeline and hopefully one day he will respond! Wishful thinking.
  • Add links to your hubs! Links of fellow hubbers who have written similar hubs. I've noticed that a hub looks more polished when the links relate to a hub plus it's the HubPage Law.
  • Use Stumpled Upon and pimp away ...
  • Digg ... I digg you and you digg me! Simple!
  • Email a link of your hub to friends, family, enemies ....
  • MySpace is not a place of the past! For those who write music hubs, I highly recommend it! Since Justin Timberlake (Nsync) bought into the website it's doing very well! I pimp my music hubs there and have got hit on! The views are spectacular also!
  • Create your own business cards! I carry mine around and since I'm known to be a bit of a talker I might happen to mention an article or two and then BAM my card is in their pocket!
  • Create a T-Shirt with your web domain on it! "" make sure the letters glow in case you are ever standing on a corner under a streetlight you will be noticed!
  • Make a comment! On HubPages! Come on, pay attention! Comment on a hubbers hub so it will then be in your HubPages newsfeed for one of your followers to notice. Who doesn't like to be noticed! No fee is required either!
  • Share your fellow hubbers hubs by clicking on the "share with followers" link! Yes, we do share each other on HubPages. It's all about teamwork! Protection is optional in case you share a bit too much!
  • While commenting on a hub happen to mention a fellow hubber who you think might interest the writer. Who knows maybe they will hook up and give you a....
  • Pin a hub on Pinterest! You pin me and I'll pin you!
  • SHOUT-OUT which is always appreciated!

Pimp Juice by Nelly ... Proceed with caution!

Pimping aka Sharing

After you have pimped your creative works of art and your followers works of art you lay back with a huge smile on your face.

You have successfully satisfied the needs of yourself and of others. You are now an official pimp! Happy pimping!

Are you a pimp?

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© 2012 Linda Bilyeu

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    • NewYorker11 profile image


      6 years ago from New York

      I am brand new to HubPages. Thanks for a good article!

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      7 years ago from USA

      Great hub! One thing I will mention for those who don't know: If you post something to Digg, you dedicate it to the public domain, which means you lose copyright and anyone can copy, change, or repost it freely without credit.

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      JT Walters 

      7 years ago from Florida

      BTW, if you link your google account to your facebook account, your hub work is automatically pimped. They put a link to your hubs on every email you send.

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      JT Walters 

      7 years ago from Florida

      You are too awesome for words Sunshine!!!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      7 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you Tills! :)

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      Mary Craig 

      7 years ago from New York

      I said it before and I'll say it again, you certainly know how to pimp things up ;)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      7 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Daniella, Business Cards work great especially when you are out and about and don't have a pen and paper handy! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      7 years ago from Orlando, FL

      QueenBex...I never used Tumbler, but it's worth a try!

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      Daniella Lopez 

      7 years ago

      Loved this article! I especially like the idea of creating business cards. Voted up and sharing. :)

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      7 years ago

      Excellent hints and tips I'll be sure to use! Thanks for an excellent hub!

      By the way, do you find tumblr to be useful in pimping? I wonder if posts can get easily lost on there....

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you my fellow pimpers for sharing your pimping techniques! Wishing you many pimp-a-thons!!

    • blcurry profile image


      8 years ago

      "You wanna put ya feet on my ruuugggg don't ya." lol Nice Hub! And as the saying goes, 'Pimpin ain't easy, but somebody gotta do it!" Voted up!

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      8 years ago from The Upper Peninsula

      Shared, upped, stumbled, you get the works. I try to promote 5-10 hubs other than my own every day. I think it brings new blood to hubpages. You've been "Pimped."

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      Joan Veronica Robertson 

      8 years ago from Concepcion, Chile

      Woohoo! I'm a pimp! at my age too! Should I be ashamed of myself? Naah, I think I will just continue to be naughty! Such fun! Voted up, funny, awesome and interesting! The only problem is I'm so busy pimping I don't seem to have time so write. Gotta exert some self control here. Thank you for a good laugh and have a nice day! Enjoy your pimping, sister!

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      Brian Leekley 

      8 years ago from Bainbridge Island, Washington, USA

      Up, Useful, Interesting, shared with followers, and bookmarked. Thanks for the good advice.

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      Sheila Brown 

      8 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Oh my gosh! I'm a pimp! I didn't realize. Please, don't tell my hubby! Apparently, I've been a pimp for over a year without knowing it. Does that make me a veteran pimp? Wonderful hub, I love it! Let's all pimp for ourselves as well as each other and become famous pimpers!

      Voting up and awesome! :)

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      Karen Silverman 

      8 years ago

      Pimpin' no braggin' - fine line to, um...ho..(hoho?)..i'ze too legit to quit too and as a matter of fact - my only new years resolution this year was to be an even better pimp! i'm pimping yours and i'm pimpin mine- hoping that it works out fine!

      but seriously - i hub-share every article - period. If i love it i'll 'like', tweet, and i've started to googleplus, but - still feeling my way in the dark a bit there.

      i also post to groups on fb - and if it touches me - post it on my wall as well..

      we have to start being better more charitable pimps - even pimps need to give - it's the right thing to do..

      Pimps talking only amongst pimps - is a waste of talent - let's get it jigglin' out there - and cover all the angles...i mean

      LOVE it!

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      Snoopys Pets 

      8 years ago from Waterford, MI

      Pimping aint easy! LOL

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      April Wier 

      8 years ago

      Too funny! Pimp away.

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      8 years ago

      Lots of good energy here!!!

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      8 years ago from Texas

      Love it, Pimp Away! I need to get better at this promo thing!

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      8 years ago

      Hi Linda! Thank you, for this fun and creative hub, way to put your point across =) People should understand this hopefully and be all about sharing and caring. A very cozy hub I must admit.

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      8 years ago from Edinburgh

      Awesome and really enjoyable. Voted up and shared!

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      Rema T V 

      8 years ago from Chennai, India

      I just loved the confessions of a pimp! Great hub. Got to know a lot about pimping Linda. Sure, pimping this hub. Cheers, Rema.

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      Trinity M 

      8 years ago

      Linda as always not only is this hub super entertaining it is also super on the money!!! Glad to be part of your pimpin’ posse and will certainly keep my typing fingers working to the bone! :) Up, awesome and super cool!

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      Esther Strong 

      8 years ago from UK

      Very cleverly written - we can all be proud to pimp!

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      8 years ago

      Thanks for the lesson in Hubpages Pimpology! Very cool :)

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      Terrye Toombs 

      8 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      I love your brilliant mind! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Simba, mary615, Happyboomernurse, Stephanie Henkel ... I consider it an honor to share my pimping experience with y'all. Just keep in mind that you don't want to over-pimp. If you spam you could end up in a jam and pester potential readers. Happy pimping! :)

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      Stephanie Henkel 

      8 years ago from USA

      Great advice, Linda! I'll try to remember to add the #hubpages on my tweets! Even your pimping is organized! :)

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      Gail Sobotkin 

      8 years ago from South Carolina

      Must confess, the title and awesome graphic drew me in and awesome and humorous writing made me chuckle and smile!

      Great hub with lots of great suggestions, many of which I didn't know, and some of which I already do.

      Voted up across the board.

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      Mary Hyatt 

      8 years ago from Florida

      You have showed me how to pimp correctly, thanks! I'm learning more and more about Tweeting. I do Pin a lot, I love that site.

      Great Hub, I voted it UP, etc., and shared with followers, and the other social sites.

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      8 years ago from UK

      Is is is you is :)

      Simba x

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Haley! I'd love for you to join us. I sent you an email :)

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      8 years ago from California

      I never knew you were a pimp, Sunshine!! I'm glad to have been introduced to the new ways of pimpin', and I'd love to join you in your pimpin' ways! Great hub, the title almost made me choke on my food from laughter and surprise.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      mwilliams, I'm glad you enjoyed and learned some tricks of the trade. I added a special Spammer Alert to this hub...hopefully it will help others who might be confused as to what "sharing" really entails. Thanks for stopping by!:)

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      8 years ago from Left Coast, USA

      Creative, funny and packed full of fantastic information. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this hub Sunshine

      I'll be studying and practicing until my inner pimp shines through.

      Voting across the board, up and sharing. Tweeting for good measure.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Richie! Thanks for stopping by for lessons on how to pimp. I appreciate the pimps!:)

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      8 years ago

      Splendid Hub Sunshine! Everything you say here makes so much sense that I want to be a pimper too!!! Voted up, pimped and following! (And pimped again for good measure.)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      A2A, Your comment was awesome!! Thank you for the smile! Bring on the pimpathons!!:)

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      8 years ago from Bangalore, Karnataka

      Amazing hub Sunshine. I never had a thought that this could be written. Your confessions of a Pimp will probably be the confession of every Hubber out here.

      Great job... I must congratulate your thought process [BTW, I am not pimping when I do so ;)].

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Wow I am impressed with all the pimping tips and the new pimpers ready to learn how to pimp. I like your enthusiasm!!!:)

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      Dana Strang 

      8 years ago from Ohio

      What a fun and creative way to get the word out about the joy of pimping! This was a ton of fun to read.

      You know I am a big facebook user. I frequently post hubs I like on my non-hubber friend's walls. They always read them and it gives the hubber a little boost outside of the hubpages universe too. And what writer doesn't want a wider audience. :)

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      Terrye Toombs 

      8 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      I suck at pimping, but I am willing and eager to follow your tutelage! :) Printing this out and following it like a bible! :) Thank you for a wonderfully helpful hub, Pimpmaster Daddy! :)

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      Barbara Purvis Hunter 

      8 years ago from Florida


      Your hubs are priceless as they always makes me smile. I don't have the opportunity to visit all the hubs I would like to visit, but I try.

      Your Hub Friend,


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      Angela Brummer 

      8 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

      I wish everyone knew how important a pimp is. I myself just started pimping a few days ago. But, am delighted to pimp you all out! In a moment I will hit a button and pimp you out again!

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      Jools Hogg 

      8 years ago from North-East UK

      Why is there no comment from me here? I must have missed it on my hopping activities. This is a great hub with great advice for anyone on HP, especially newbies.

      Voted up n shared.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Made, Pimping is a fun hobby!:)

      I'm glad you enjoyed it LadyFiddler.

      Hey CC, I think you added one too many pimps since HP's thought this was SPAM. Haha!!

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      Cynthia Calhoun 

      8 years ago from Western NC

      It's my pimping cheerleader! WOOHOO! I put the mouse on the hub, I pimp, you pimp, we pimp. I tweet to be sweet! I pimp, you pimp, we pimp. I google plus one, I pimp you pimp, we pimp. I pin, digg and redd, I pimp, you pimp, we pimp. Pimp, Pimp Hubray!

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      Joanna Chandler 

      8 years ago from On Planet Earth

      LOL this was funny

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      Madeleine Salin 

      8 years ago from Finland

      I love pimping hubs. I just wish I had more time to do it. Great hub that will be pimped right away! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      8 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Alocsin, Richard, Billy, Rika, Audra ... My prime pimpers! Thank you for stopping by and for all you do. I appreciate you all!:)

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      8 years ago

      Love this...voted up Sunshine!!!

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      Rika Susan 

      8 years ago from South Africa

      Oh, to be taught by the Master (or is that Mistress) Pimp herself. How lucky we are, Sunshine! You deserve every vote for the smiles you bring. Thanks!

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      Poetic Fool 

      8 years ago

      Love this, Linda! You're the pimpin' queen, the pimp of pimps, the prime pimper, the ... you get the idea! Thanks for sharing.

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      Bill Holland 

      8 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh I have so much to learn! Sigh! This was very helpful and I thank you. Now I need to take notes and hopefully remember it all.

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      Aurelio Locsin 

      8 years ago from Orange County, CA

      I keep asking Tammy this question, and here you've gone and answered it. Voting this Up and Useful.

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi SS! You are doing very well with learning the tricks of the trade:)

      Hi Debbie, I hope your husband is doing better. You would make a fantastic pimp! XO

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      9 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Sunshine, I have been at the hospital so much I missed this great hub.. I would love to be a pimp too.. LOL.

      so I need help.. LOL

      Take care. Sunshine


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      Sharon Smith 

      9 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

      Excellent SS - I am proud to say that I am slowly "learning the trade."

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you Justin for the pimp!

      Thanks Uban for stopping by!

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      Alexander Thandi Ubani 

      9 years ago from Lagos

      Nice idea. Generally useful and helpful too

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      Justin W Price 

      9 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      excellent hub, Linda. Pimped!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you for sharing your story PWalker. Pimping could be a good thing sometimes:)

      Hi Chuck! Taking time to share, pimp and promote is always beneficial, but you already knew that:)

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      Chuck Nugent 

      9 years ago from Tucson, Arizona

      This is a great Hub and it reminded me that I have to start putting more time in on promoting and not just researching and writing. Not that I was not previously aware of the need for pimping (a more aggressive and catchier term than "marketing" which the word I usually use). I realize the importance of promoting both myself as a Hubber and my Hubs and have been doing this for the past six years since joining HubPages. But your Hub has reminded me that I have to do more in this area as well a continue publishing Hubs if I want to move my HubPage writing business to the next level.

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      9 years ago

      The first time I heard someone talk about "pimping something," I was shocked and outraged. Just goes to show how behind the times I was. Now I understand what it means and must say your tips for pimping our hubs are excellent. I especially like the t-shirt and biz card tips. I'm still getting the hang of StumbleUpon but I already do a lot of the things you suggest.

      Very creatively written and informative hub! Rated up and (very) useful!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      The first and my favorite Cowboy Pimp!:))

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      9 years ago

      Well.....I guess I'm the first "Cowboy Pimp"!!....LOL Loved the hub!

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      Darrin Perez 

      9 years ago from Puerto Rico

      Awesome, awesome hub Sunshine! I'm still laughing out loud. Great read and extremely useful tips as well! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      LOL Vic, my T-shirt just says HubPages:)) Keep on pimpin'! Welcome aboard Lisa!! :)

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      Victoria Lynn 

      9 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down, girlfriend! Do you really have the t-shirt, though? Seriously, I do need to go back and see where I can add links in my hubs to other hubs. Great article here, Sunshine. You're one of the best pimps I know!

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      Liz Rayen 

      9 years ago from California

      Fabulous fabulous fabulous! I am so glad you are my pimp mama!

      Lisa RL

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you for your comments! If you have any questions you can contact my parole officer:))

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      Mary Craig 

      9 years ago from New York

      You certainly know how to pimp things up! Great hub and fun to read and learn at the same time. Thanks for all the info and your followers for their great comments. Voted across the board.

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      9 years ago from The Lone Star State!!

      What a fun fun hub, which doesn't surprise me all of your hubs are fun, pimping makes the world go round, like us fat bottomed girls hehe (my Queen reference) love :) ge

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      Linda Rogers 

      9 years ago from Minnesota

      Hilarious Hub and so true. We all help each other in this Hubbing/pimpin world we're a part of.

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      Movie Master 

      9 years ago from United Kingdom

      What a fun hub! I'm a pimp and I didn't know it!

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      Cindy Murdoch 

      9 years ago from Texas

      I learned a bit about a new trade here on hubpages... how to be a pimp. Who would have thought? You are truly a riot Ms Sunshine! Lovin' it!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi Megan! I'm glad my pimping hub was able to teach you something new. Good Luck! :)

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      9 years ago from Texas

      Thanks for the ideas of how to pimp my hubs. I'm new and didn't realize I could link to other hubbers hubs. Very fun read!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I could corrupt you also Rasta :))

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      9 years ago from Universe

      Awesome stuff Sunshine!

      You make pimpin look easy!

      Big Pimpin!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Thank you kindly Stoker! Pimping might be in your genes!!:)

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      9 years ago from Gainesville, FL

      Wow you really are quite the pimp! Hahah you are good, oops, GREAT at it!!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Yes Red (Ardie) you are Grade A!!

      Thomas bring on the cloaks and the pimp cups!!

      Effer, I know you got my back, I'll wait while you run over. They'll probably let me off without bail once they realize I have a problem shutting up!! lol

      Rasta .. I sent you a message via HP, check it out!! Shine on, you are da bomb!!

      Thanks for the follow Arusho!!

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      9 years ago from University Place, Wa.

      Good hub and very funny!

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      9 years ago from Universe

      You just a big ole pimp Sunshine!

      When I grow up,I want to be just like you!

      Sunshine is pimpalicious!

      Shine On!!

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      9 years ago from Carson City

      No problem GF!!! I got your back! Runnin bail money down to Orlando. and I do mean "runnin," it may take a couple of the meantime, call Casey and get some tips on remaining HAPPY WHILE LOCKED UP IN THE TANK!! Luv ya girl.....Hang in there.

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      9 years ago from Reno, Nevada


      The cloak room of this Hub is filled with purple velvet coats, feathered hats, and walking sticks....sweet!


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      9 years ago from Neverland

      I have learned how to pimp from THE best - and that's you my dear! I will never hub the same again. I am a proud girl of Sunshine's HubPimps :) Holla!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Uh oh ... I might need a bail bondsman afterall! lol

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      Kelly Umphenour 

      9 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Sunshine - the cops just called and want me to flip on ya! lol

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Ruchira!! To many, many more pimping days my friend! Keep on pimpin'!!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Veronica! Pimp Your Write ... That's awesome!! LOL HUbs such as this have a tendency to make you think nutty thoughts but I like it!! :) Keep on laughin'!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      You are rockin' Kathy! Way to go! MC Gramma, I like it! Keep on Hubbin'!

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      9 years ago from United States

      hahahha...I was laughing while reading this hilarious hub of urs sunshine.

      As I mentioned to you earlier...your profile name talks a ton about ur personality and it sure is spreading it's radiance all around the hubbing community. You are a good pimp and I love pimping around with ya.

      Cheers to many more pimping

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      Veronica Roberts 

      9 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Instead of "Pimp Your Ride" - "Pimp Your Write". Ehh, I tried. =]

      This is hilarious.

      You da' #1 pimp, on herr' fo sho!

      Oh man, I think I need to get some fresh air. I am laughing so hard that I'm crying!

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      9 years ago from Waukesha, Wisconsin

      Yo, this is crazy-good advice Sunshine... now in addition to my moniker of MC Gramma I can be a PIMP too! ;) Just sayin'....

      Voted "UP" an VERY FUNNY! ;)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      9 years ago from Orlando, FL

      It's a piece of cake Cogerson, I just gave up on's overrated anyway. Thank you for stopping by!:)

      Well Lela, let's get to pimping. Nelly's song was stuck in my heads for hours! I do like Pimp Juice! Share a hub on HH!:)

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      9 years ago from Virginia

      Nice hub....and you the way....the best pimp here at hubpages.....thanks for all the pimping you do....I am always trying to figure out where you find the time to pimp, write and take care of your family....pretty soon you will have your own wing at the Pimp Hall of Fame.


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