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Funniest Reviews - Amazon Reviews

Updated on January 24, 2015
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The doctors say and we believe that laughter is the best medicine and rightly so the number of comedy shows are on the rise (especially in India!), but if you haven’t read Amazon product reviews, you are missing out the best of humour.

The best comedy is hidden in the Amazon reviews. People have showcased their sarcastic and creative writing skills.

Amazon, the biggest online retailer in the world of e-commerce, sells everything from Mustache Bandages to Underpants Dispensers. Some of its products are interesting while some are outright funny enough to catch the attention of the best reviewers out there to post some interesting and funny reviews.

While most of the reviews on Amazon are purposeful and insightful, there are some peculiar products listed on Amazon that tickle the funny bone and have become means to earn some brownie points for comedians.

Here is a hand-picked collection of products that lead to satirical and sarcastic yet humorous reviews.

1. Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Zenith Men's watch worth $87,639.09 below has some amazing reviews with sarcasm at its best and are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Evidently, these reviews are a thriving literary genre. They couldn't get any funnier.

2. English Grammar for Dummies

Check out the comment below for "English Grammar for Dummies" Book.

I am sure you will read this comment with a stereotypical Russian accent in your head. A word of caution before you actually go ahead and read this one: You might not be able to stop laughing for next 15 minutes.

The comment reminded me of Borat, a comedy movie.

The comments on this are just as awesome.

“Is best backward feeding in all Amazon.”

“Nikolai, I sorry much hearing about your wife. Are you needing new one perhaps? I would make very good wife for president czar. I am having strong back and large child-bearing hips. I like this book also. Call me.”

“Nikolai, english of yours is much sexy like Father Stalin, Kiss me or I crush you!!!”

3. Nike Air Foamposite One NRG

4. Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

Maybe you will stick to your traditional method of hair removal after reading this review, bad news for Veet though. However, this should give you one more reason to laugh and remember laughter is the best medicine. So do not just read it yourself, share it with others too, so that they can have their share of laughter as well. Reading it will not make your bollocks fall off, so do not be scared and read on. In fact, this review is now so popular that it made it to Facebook as well.

5. How to Avoid Huge Ships

Who wouldn't want to learn how we can avoid huge ships? Don't be ignorant guys, you might find yourself being hit by a Ship someday, while walking down the streets!

Check out some remedial valuable reviews below. Worthless review if you have no kids.

6. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Did you ever dream of buying a tank, that we saw in those war movies. Well, you can actually buy one now. Make sure to make a note of the review if you are about to buy a Tank. Still do not believe me! Read on.

This review will further motivate you to buy a tank.

7. The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

The product has earned over 2800 reviews and with the viral explosion, the shirt’s sale has gone up by 2500%. I wonder what would have been the impact on sales if there were 4 Wolves!

So, if you are failing to attract honeys at your Wal-Mart, you should sure try this one out!

8. Matias Halfkeyboard USB

9. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Can Banana Slicer ever be a useful accessory for kitchen? I don’t think so. But Hutzler, has made it to my funniest Amazon reviews with this product.

10. AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray

This ergonomic work solution, allowing you to use laptop in car while behind the wheel has 1,120 reviews.

One can easily read this review while driving!

11. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

The fun does not end here. There are some videos here too to go along with the reviews, for those who do not like reading much. Go ahead and enjoy these laughter bombs.

Enjoy reading these reviews and add your own funniest Amazon reviews in case you discover something new here in the comments below.

Written by Renuka Rana


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      Taranwanderer 22 months ago

      Incredibly funny amazon watch reviews - I literally lost my lunch at the one on the galaxy foamposite shoes. If you have a chance, perhaps you might check out my own funny assessment of amazon turbillon watches here -

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      MD Raihan Hossen 3 years ago from Gazipur, Bangladesh

      very nice hub, thank you share with all!

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      Bill Cohen 3 years ago

      LOL..these are hilarious. I never imagined such products are actually listed on Amazon.

      Good job!

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      Renuka Rana 3 years ago

      Thanks a lot Bob and Kristy.

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      Kristy LeAnn 3 years ago from Princeton, WV

      Oh my god, this was hilarious. I laughed SO hard at the banana slicer reviews. I never cease to be amazed at the crazy things people come up with to sale. lol.

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      Bob Bamberg 3 years ago from Southeastern Massachusetts

      Fun read, Renuka! It never occurred to me that I'd find such humor in product reviews, but I guess it stands to reason that if you have a product that borders on the ridiculous, it will bring out the comedian in most of us. Voted up, funny and interesting.