Have Hubpages’ Categories Killed My Popularity?
I joined Hubpages over three years ago and at present have published a little over 600 hubs. No biggie, I see lots of pals from the start of hubpages as well as writers who have joined after me who also have that many hubs or more.
There are so many hubs of great value out there, mine are not among them. Mine are intended to make you laugh about something serious or to vent about something that drives me crazy (a short trip to be sure). So I understood when my hubs weren’t really “featured” on the homepage back in the day. But now that there are categories (something I understand the need for but loathe – you’re writing a hub about the ten reasons you will never be a male prostitute – does it go under “gender & relationships” and the “LBGT issues” or does it go under something else?) it seems as though no matter what category I put hubs in they never show up on my homepage which features those categories. How can a gay man who writes a lot of gay hubs never see his own featured yet sees the same hub about gay marriage from a Mormon perspective every damn day on the homepage? And I suspect that because whatever category I’m supposed to use (I guess I’m using the wrong one) since the inception of the categorization of hubs, my readership has fallen off more than the attention a sixteen year old gets at a pedophile convention. (Yes, that was meant to piss you off a bit and no, I don’t know what age pedophiles are no longer interested in children but I’m sure someone has written a hub about it and they are making a gazillion dollars on Adsense or something). My point is that I’m a forty-something gay man and from that perspective is where my writing comes from so (as I state on my website – www.somelikeitscott.com) while I understand that I’m an acquired taste, you know, like Tab Cola, I’d like to think there are more than six people out there reading my hubs.
Now before you all start writing in telling me that I need to do this or that, just know that I probably won’t do it. That’s right, I’m one of those – those people who bitch about things but don’t really want to change or have to do anything different than what they’ve been doing for say, oh I don’t know, the past three years?!? Of course the possibility exists that I’m simply writing hubs that as I suspected have no value to anyone. But come on, you mean no one wants to read about what I think about the new season of Project Runway or why Domestic Partnership in Nevada is going into law on October 1, 2009 and is more confusing than a Rubik’s Cube? Ha, I think not. Of course people are clamoring for my opinion…maybe they just don’t know it yet but they need to pay attention to me (he said in his petulant six year old voice with arms crossed).
So who is to blame when I don’t want to or think I should blame me? Is it the categories? Is it the HubMasters at HubPages or should I blame my 287 “fans” on HubPages for not reading everything I write and sending it out to their sixteen thousand so-called friends? True, it’s never a good idea to “turn on” your public but hey, if that’s what it takes, I’m in. I recently watched a documentary about Dolly Parton fans (“For The Love Of Dolly” on Logo – don’t miss it but be prepared to just feel very odd after watching it) about a bunch of fans who go absolutely ape shit over the woman, filling their houses with big cardboard cutouts of her, not washing the clothes they wore when they met her, etc. Where are those fans for me? I must admit that when I first joined HubPages and saw the whole “fan” thing I thought it was a little odd but now that I have amassed 287 of them, I think it’s time I demand they start acting like real fans. Where is the stalking? The constant writing to me asking me things that are far too personal to ever be discussed in an email let alone with someone I don’t know at all? Where is all the fan-like behavior that we’ve seen the celebrities bitch about, huh? Come on you 287 fans, I don’t want people thinking I have the laziest fans on the planet or something.
Look, I don’t know why I seem to have lost my appeal to the HubPages crowd, it could be that with so many people now on the HubPages that there’s so much out there that mine are getting lost in the shuffle. Maybe it’s because the HubGods don’t like that I have a website where I also post my entries. Maybe it’s the fact that I don’t want to write hubs about Indian actresses (I don’t know where all these hubs come from or who reads them but they simply fascinate me in a weird I don’t get it kind of way). As I’m always saying, “I don’t have the answers, just the bitching about it.” But I suspect it’s got to have something to do with the whole category business. Have HubPages’ “categories” killed my popularity?
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