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I Need To Be Worshipped

Updated on June 15, 2010

Write About Me!!!

I have scrolled around these hubs for a few months now and have come to the conclusion that I am the greatest hubber ever. With that fact in mind, I am flabbergasted by the lack of hubs written about me.

There are hubs out there that are written about others: RockinJoe, Goldentoad, Misha, Pest, etc. However, not one hubber has decided to pay homage to the legend of Imadork!

When will Imadork get his props?!?! I just don't understand. I am the Shakespeare of the Hubpages. I'm the greatest hubber around these parts and I deserve a little goddamn respect!

You are all a bunch of ungrateful sums-o-bitches and can suck my dangling balls!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Famous?!?! Cool!!! I need to start practicing my autograph technique. I'll start by studying EKGs (big spike followed by little ones).

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      Jewels 8 years ago from Australia

      You're becoming famous so I had to visit, see what the fuss was about.

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      Whikat 8 years ago

      Hey Imadork, Although I did not make a specific hub on you solely. I did just post a new hub called, In The Eyes Of A Newbie Hubber." that I just wanted to thank you for the inspiration.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      Elvis or Ma huh? not really, but Elvis rules @:^)

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thanks Pest.

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      Pest 8 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      I have linked you from my profile, I hope it isn't too late for you.

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      Pest 8 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      I have arrived! Now this is a true and complete Hub. Kiss my ring.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      Well, i finally had to come to this. You did pull in a few worsippers, not what you wanted though. sorry charlie. Have to see what can be done about this. Maybe I can spooner you too? heh,heh

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      10% of nothing is nothing. Hmmm...you drive a hard bargain. Okay...it's a deal!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey come on you appeared in my Hub.It was through you that I learnt the true meaning of a dork.Come on smile I am making you famous on my page and doing heaps for the whale industry.Don't forget I get 10% of the errr .....umm....you know....for making you a star haha.

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      Pam Roberson 8 years ago from Virginia

      And I've hooked you up too:

      https://hubpages.com/community/Imadorks-OFFICIAL-W...

      If you don't like it, I can remove it for a fee. :)

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      justmesuzanne 8 years ago from Texas

      OK! Here ya go!

      https://hubpages.com/literature/Ode-To-I-M-A-Dork?

      Honestly! The things we have to do!

      ;D

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      Pam Roberson 8 years ago from Virginia

      *Humble bow before your elite hubberness* :) If you have one of those godfather rings, I'll kiss that too. :)

      I was LMAO from the first subtitle...Write about me!! :D Be careful though, you might just get what you ask for. :) lol!

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      Shannon 8 years ago from New York

      LMAO!!!!!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Sheena: I'll include a pole...right in your mouth!

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      EYES CHAMbERS 8 years ago

      DESPERATELY SEEKING WORSHIP-ISM! :D

      OH YEA I ALMOST FORGOT...

      PROMOTE

      PROMOTE

      PROMOTE!!!

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      dork

      this hub needs to be hubjacked to get it up there! start pimping your game! now!

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      EYES CHAMbERS 8 years ago

      HA HA HA JEEZE...THIS IS GREAT!

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      sheenarobins 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      hahahahah! You should start your own cult and include a poll while your at it.

      I'll still whoop your azz!

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Oh you can count on me dork. I'm a born natural ego booster for those who need it! :D

      Okay I vow to post comments here everyday.

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thank you Cris. I need all the promotion I can get!

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      you are not full of yourself dork. really not. that's why i find you a nice hubber worthy of rockdom and adoration. and honest too.

      but i think you had just preempted me on a hub about you. so i guess i'll have to scrap the idea for this hub just does it.

      and yes YOU ROCK!!!