I Need To Be Worshipped
Write About Me!!!
I have scrolled around these hubs for a few months now and have come to the conclusion that I am the greatest hubber ever. With that fact in mind, I am flabbergasted by the lack of hubs written about me.
There are hubs out there that are written about others: RockinJoe, Goldentoad, Misha, Pest, etc. However, not one hubber has decided to pay homage to the legend of Imadork!
When will Imadork get his props?!?! I just don't understand. I am the Shakespeare of the Hubpages. I'm the greatest hubber around these parts and I deserve a little goddamn respect!
You are all a bunch of ungrateful sums-o-bitches and can suck my dangling balls!
Update -- Success!!!
- Ode To I M A Dork
O Dork, with whose hilarious gloryLong, long the Hub Pages will recount!We guffaw in the wake of your story,Your fawning fans fall all around. “Hilarious man ! Here you are...
- Imadork's OFFICIAL Worship Page
It has come to my attention that imadork needs an official worship page. Actually, he has insisted upon being worshipped. For those of you who may think I’m making a shameless attempt to ride the coattails...