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Imadork's OFFICIAL Worship Page
Come Forth Minions!
It has come to my attention that imadork needs an official worship page. Actually, he has insisted upon being worshipped. For those of you who may think I’m making a shameless attempt to ride the coattails of this Hub Master, shame on you! Although you might be correct to some degree, I will bring forth proof that imadork is worthy of worship by listing his attributes along with quoted examples to illustrate his worth to be worshipped.
A man with high morals...
“Just to warn you Christoph...Joe (realizing that I live close to you) contacted me, offering money if I could "rub you out". Shocked, I refused. I will not give another man a hand job for any amount of money! Now I realize that he meant for me to kill you, not digital manipulation of your penis. I may get back with Joe and take him up on the offer. Sorry man, I need the money.”
That priceless testimony is one of the comments made by imadork from the hub: Rockinjoe Wants Me Dead written by Christoph Reilly. Read it!
Curious and modest to a fault...
First curious: “Do you not have asses in the Philippines?” and most modest in saying: “I always like to read about myself.”
Comments from the hub: YOU SAID WHAT or the funny things that hubbers leave in the comment box written by Cris A.
Discrete and Attentive...
“I bought my wife the Rabbit and she loves it!” “The rabbit is a vibrator.”
Also quoted from the previously mentioned hub.
A man with class...
“Sheena looks like someone from the movie "Eyes Wide Shut". That reminds me...my Aye-Aye was bad today. I must spank it!”
Yet another quote from the "You said what?" hub mentioned before.
Comfortable with having a guy crush...
“If Jack was gay I'd still hang out with him. I wouldn't do anything; just hang out watching tv...maybe with our shirts off, like a couple of bros having a good time.”
Sensitive to women's rights...
“I say to all (good-looking, nice-figured) women to feel free to go braless! I will suggest going one step further...go completely topless!”
Quoted from imadork's very modest More Comments by Me hub.
A gifted impersonator...
"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." Imadork says in his best Buffalo Bill impression. This quality impersonation can be seen on his More Comments by Me hub.
And his award winning Sally Field impression from My Humor Needs an Audience:
"Wow!!! You like me, you really like me!!! Ok, where do I start. Oh jeez, I'm not so good at making speeches. Oh man, this thing is heavier than I thought. First, I'd like to thank all the little people......"
A devoted sports fan...
“It warms my heart to see idiots writhing in pain after they try some stupid-ass stunt on their skateboard or getting trampled and gored by a bull they tried riding.”
I guess you'd better go read More Comments by Me!
In touch with his inner psycho...
“I'm loose and I'm nuts!!!”
That is a quoted comment from 'Midgets goin' Gangsta' where he also displays affection for midgets...
“I'm slapping my midget right now. My midget is soooo bad. Bad midget!!! Bad midget!!!!” and “A little dwarf tossing would've been appropriate in this case.”
His determination is solid...
“I have gone without the Fraggles for way too long and I cannot go any longer! I must have it, without delay.”
Go see his Down at Fraggle Rock hub.
A peace loving soul...
“Pam was here and didn't comment?!?! What a bitch!”
That lovely comment was left by imadork on his hub, My Humor Needs an Audience, where he also displays his skill at being a movie critic:
“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sucks! Only homos like that version."
And he shows incredible skill with literary analysis and criticism:
“A good fart story can rival the works of Shakespeare.”
“Money can get you chicks and beer.” An incredibly insightful quoted comment from the hub, "The Real Truth: Hoping to Help Edition."
He may even be a doctor...
“To the morons that think they need to drink blood to survive, I have a suggestion: instead of ingesting blood, try taking Thorazine….Thorazine is an anti-psychotic. They could take others like Geodon, Abilify, Haldol, etc... If you think you can change into a wolf (or any other sort of animal), you need massive dosages of drugs!”
It was gracious of him to leave such sound medical advice on the hub: How to kill a vampire
Feel free to leave offerings at his feet, like this poem written in his honor by justmesuzanne.
Must I continue?
It should be painfully obvious what you need to do now... WORSHIP HIM.
On a more serious note, imadork has a wonderful hub, Rainbow Bridge and My Pets, that I highly recommend. The story he shares is incredibly touching, and he displays a regard and love for animals that I wish was contagious and would spread out to everyone.