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The $12,000,000 Frog

Updated on May 18, 2015

My lovely wife was searching the world-wide web the other evening and discovered something that made me just have to look. She had typed in her hub name into the search engine and found it listed in a site called webstatsdomain.com. I decided to do a search on my name and as I started reading, I realized that I am rich. Yep, super, filthy rich. I should have a Ferrari and a mansion. You see, according to that site, Froggy213 at Hubpages is worth $12,761,715.

Yes, I am a twelve million dollar frog! Check it out $$$$$$$$$$$$$

So as I see it, I think I am ready to sell. I am offering all of you out there in internet land a great deal. First come, first served. For the low, low price of just $9,000,000 you can buy Froggy213 at Hubpages. I will sell every piece I have wrote and you can have the name Froggy213. Just think, you are saving almost four million dollars and you can be me!

With that deal you get all the stats that I have built up. According to Webstatsdomain I have a page-rank of 3/10 and a total of 108,150 backlinks. This gives me a 59% SEO score. You will be getting a bargain for 9 Million. You can pay through Paypal!

There is more! I have a safety rating giving me 100/100. They gave me a fancy award for that. Look down a bit. I was described with these features from some top names:


Google Safebrowsing: Safe

Avg Antivirus Safe

Wot Raiting Excellent

SiteAdvisor Safe

Child Safety Excellent

Buy Now

You better hurry! At this price, Froggy213 at Hubpages will go fast!

If you can't afford the cool 9 mil at least buy one of my books! Insane Sanity will keep you reading my material anyway.

I wonder how many people would have ever thunk I would be worth this much money.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I should have wrote this; I think there is an I.R.S. agent knocking on the front door.

© G.L. Boudonck

© 2012 Greg Boudonck

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    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      5 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      An owner???????? I love you

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      Maria Ruiz 

      5 years ago

      I think somebody misunderstood....Froggy213 is not for sale he has an owner.

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      Ganeshan Nadarajan 

      5 years ago

      For the low, low price of just $9,000,000 you can buy Froggy213 at Hubpages.

    • Froggy213 profile imageAUTHOR

      Greg Boudonck 

      6 years ago from Returned to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      Thanks to all of you--now c'mon and break out the checkbooks and buy it! LOL

    • Caleb DRC profile image

      Caleb DRC 

      6 years ago

      Sorry, Frog, I haven't 9 million; however, I found a liberal-socialist democrat who will pay you 18 million. Send me 10% finders fee now and I'll give you his name.

    • Angela Blair profile image

      Angela Blair 

      6 years ago from Central Texas

      Thanks for my hoot of the day -- this Hub is "priceless?" Best/is

    • The Frog Prince profile image

      The Frog Prince 

      6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      If the IRS is there you know what to do. Me? I'm priceless and plan on staying that way :)

      The Frog Prince

    • Modern Lady profile image

      Modern Lady 

      6 years ago from Chicago, IL

      Congrats. I bet you'll have buyers lining up in no time. Perhaps you should hold an auction.

    • Rochelle Frank profile image

      Rochelle Frank 

      6 years ago from California Gold Country

      Hmmm-- looks like you gave the frog a tummy ache with that last comment.

      Good luck!

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