Warning – HubPages May Be Linked to Mental Illness!
They're coming to take me away haha, they're coming to take me away!
I think I’m ‘bout to lose my mind
This insanity is an unfamiliar kind.
My mental health may have been in question
But these new dangers I just must mention!
I found this lovely community
HubPages to some, for others “HP”.
This place gave me an opportunity
To involve myself in such unity!
The people here are just so great
Inspiration and humor, some healthy debate
All the scoring and rating is pretty neat
Hubs and Hubbers’ scores compete!
A healthy obsession, watching scores rise
Often brings a tear to me eyes.
Can’t stop me now, how far can I go?
Out of my head these words just flow!
A new follower…wow, look at me!
Some accolades, oh golly gee!
I’m walking ‘round like a peacock
So what I’m in only one sock.
Brushed my hair a month ago
I’m gaining now, I mustn’t slow.
I’ll change my clothes eventually
Persistence here, that’s the key.
My kids will eat when I have the time
But at this moment I must rhyme.
Vacuum the floors or wash a dish?
A cleaning fairy, that is my wish.
Cannot waist time with a silly chore.
I’m working on my Hubber score.
96!? Holy cow!
What do you mean 91 now?
Less than 24 hours, I fell that far?
Don’t you find that a little bizarre?
I stay up at night and never sleep
Won’t find this girl counting sheep!
No not me I’m reading and rating.
Leaving hundreds of comments and healthy debating.
Here’s a thumbs up, what a good read
“Awesome”, “useful”, “interesting” indeed!
Okay thanks, you’ve inspired me.
Time to let my imagination run free.
I’ll make a hub for all to see
Now it’s their turn to read and rate me!
What is the problem? Is it something I said?
But I stayed up all night, didn’t go to bed!
I worked so hard, thought it was good
Maybe I’m misunderstood!
What is it that you want from me?
I’m quickly losing my sanity!
I gave up my time, there’s nothing else I do
It’s kind of pathetic, maybe sad but it’s true!
I hear voices and whispers but not the same kind
An intervention! My God, they think I’ve lost my mind!
Please don’t let them take me away.
I’ve got work to do on HubPages today!