I have a secret as to how I get so many many many people to my site, but I don't know if I should tell you.
I mean, really! I don't even know you!
Who are you anyway?
And what guarantees do I have that you won't tell anyone else?
Let's say I trust you...I mean,after all, you are a Princess, so maybe I can make an exception this time.
What you do is this:
1. Raise your left leg.
2. Now raise your right leg.
3. Keeping BOTH legs off the ground repeat these words:
"I want MORE traffic!"
That is it.
Now if you are still hovering above ground, please come down.
You are making me nervous.