I love questions.
It's how so many good and funny things begin.
Like that old guy on 60 minutes. You know. The one with the whiney voice who always says, "You know what I don't understaaand?" -That guy.
Let's look at YOUR question, Jeffrey. (...and tuck in your shirt. JK, lol.)
(Ooops! Did your eyebrows just move?....Please don't be offended by my little literary device. It's just me... interjecting another character into the discussion. (like my Mother-in-law) It's a love/hate thing for most folks. Either you get it or you're outta here... sorry, dude.)
OK. Back to the future. Your question fascinates me.
You offer 5 possible answers.
Sup widdat mun? I gotta keep it real. Make my OWN rules. It's like the Man; talkin' smack, puttin' me down.
Not really, but you got me goin with the way you phrased it.
The first three possible answers..I'm some cold-hearted, calculating killer, stalking my next on-line victim.
The middle one: that's me. warm, kind, gentle. I take little old ladies across the street because THEY want to go.
And the last...smells just a little...of paranoia. JK. But... conspiracies happen...especially on-line, man.
Anyway. Thanks for asking.
P.S. Stop by. I'm open all night.