Random Thoughts and Words of Wisdom

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  1. samboiam profile image60
    samboiamposted 14 years ago

    Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."

  2. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    If you ever get lost driving in a big city that you are not familiar with, always turn left to find where you are going, but never more than twice.

  3. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies!

  4. skyfire profile image76
    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    There is no fear when one expects to be betrayed. What's truly terrifying is when betrayal is unexpected.

  5. P1 SpareNone profile image59
    P1 SpareNoneposted 14 years ago

    Don't sweat the petty things...  Don't pet the sweaty things...

  6. pooja0908 profile image61
    pooja0908posted 14 years ago

    if you do what others do then what will be the difference? So create difference between you and others.

    Be differ

    smile smile

  7. blondepoet profile image68
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  8. P1 SpareNone profile image59
    P1 SpareNoneposted 14 years ago

    A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
    A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

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    pinkyleeposted 14 years ago

    went to a shrink today. she says I have a split personality. Charged me 84.00. I paid her 42.00 and told her to get the rest from the other bitch!

    1. Quilligrapher profile image71
      Quilligrapherposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My shrink went for a stroll in the country and she fell into a depression.

  10. NotPC profile image58
    NotPCposted 14 years ago

    Never give up

  11. P1 SpareNone profile image59
    P1 SpareNoneposted 14 years ago

    Why does toilet water not evaporate???

  12. Quilligrapher profile image71
    Quilligrapherposted 14 years ago

    Is New York the only state in which you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 
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