If ever there was a place to be
Then I’d recommend our forum.
You can run amok, instilling some rot
For those that don’t deserve it.
For example take ME! – I’d rather be
At the center of all the noise. Where boys
Will be boys, not sharing their toys
And the girls chime in with glee.
Without doubt the best bit is who
Can say shit about him and her and you.
Some days I can’t help but analyze this as
Something akin to a zoo. It’s true – it’s TRUE!
I’m talking to you, for you know just
What I mean. I mean come on – please!
All that hate they release is better than watching
TV. For nowhere will you find the type and
And the kind that live happy chaotically.
No forum decorum, not a whiff of
Good sense, I love it, I most certainly do.
Watching folks fall apart, talk straight from
The heart … it’s enough to make grown men cry.
But ask yourself why such folks get
Real high on detritus that’s spewed from the lips.
Mud sticks, it sticks! It hits like a blitz and it’s
Wits that pack the most punch. Between you
And I, I’m certainly sure that forum life will
Never end. For what’s to be done without
Forum fun and watching folks go round the bend?