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Hubpages Rhapsody

Updated on October 12, 2009

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To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life-
Or just sockpuppet fantasy-
Caught in a hubscore slide-
No escaping online reality-
Open your eyes
Look at your stats and see-
I'm just a weirdo, I'm seeking sympathy-
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
hubscore high, hubscore low,
Anyway the traffic goes, doesnt really matter to me,
To me...

Maddie, just fanned a hubber,
Joined a fan club, to serve an end
Through my mouse she's now my friend
Maddie, my sockpuppets life had just begun,
But now I've gone and blown it once again-

Maddie Ruuuuud,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if hubbing really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
I lack sleep now I'm online-
I'm in the forum all the time,
Goodbye everybody I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Maddie ruuuuud-
I don't want my alt to die,
I sometimes wish I never signed up at all-

<guitar solo>

I see a nofollow link on my hub,
Hubberscore, hubberscore should I do some fanspamming-
Switching thru my accounts -very very easy for me

Drama-llama, Drama-llama,
Drama-llama, Drama-llama,
Drama-llama, -on the forum I must go-

But I'm just a weirdo because nobody's fanning me-
He's just a weirdo and we're not fanning him-
Maddie spare us all please from increased hubtivity-

Easy come easy go-,will you let me post-
HubPages! no-,we will not let you post-let him post!
HubPages! we will not let you post-let him post!
HubPages! we will not let you post-let me post!
Will not let you post-let me post
Will not let you post-let me post
Mark-or-Misha, Mark-or-Misha, Mark-or-Misha maybe I'll just hub-
But my fans have made a thread for me, for me, for me-

<guitar break>

So you think you can flag me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can ban me and leave me to die-
Oh Maddie-can't do this to me Maddie-
Just gotta log out-just gotta log right outta here-

<another musical interlude>

Hubscore really matters,
Anyone can see,
Hubscore really matters, hubscore really matters to me...

Click play and sing along with the words above


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    • mistyhorizon2003 profile image

      Cindy Lawson 

      6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

      LOL, brilliant piece of work :)

    • lakeerieartists profile image

      Paula Atwell 

      6 years ago from Cleveland, OH

      And to my favorite song ever! Very funny!

    • Uninvited Writer profile image

      Susan Keeping 

      6 years ago from Kitchener, Ontario

      I love this...

    • SockPuppet profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from The Sock Drawer

      Yes JJ, I would too. But I'm not sure if I could handle the melodies. Or to be more correct, I don't think anyone else could handle my melodies, if you know what I mean.

    • jj200 profile image


      8 years ago from My Bedroom

      I'd like to see the Hubpages Rhapsody *video* up on youtube. Complete with sock puppet head banging and maybe knocking over an amp or two.

      Rock on little guy.

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      8 years ago

      'k, this is epic....

    • Eric Graudins profile image

      Eric Graudins 

      9 years ago from Australia

      Oh, this is beautiful!

      Well done.

      Eric G.

    • SockPuppet profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from The Sock Drawer

      I wasn't sure if hubpages was going to be ready for my absolute awesomeness.

    • I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image


      9 years ago

      LOL :D very funny!!!


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