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Immature Entrepreneur Lensography

Updated on January 7, 2013

I'm Alan Reeves, and you're not.

Hello, cyber stalkers. My name is Alan Reeves (aka the "Immature Entrepreneur") and I am here to change the world. And in this case, write lenses.

In this article, I'll share some of my personal deets (how the cool say "details") and provide you with some insight into what makes me tick. If I can't come up with anything, we can always check with my therapist.

Let's jump right in. C'mon, the water's cool.

Welcome to my lensography. $5 dollars, please. (Sike.)

Electric Boogaloo, foo!
Electric Boogaloo, foo!

Where it all began

The hospital. (Or technically, in the back seat of some rusted out old 70s car I suspect.)

I was born in Kansas City and have lived my entire life here in the metro area. They say never say never, but I doubt I will ever leave. KC is home and I love it here.

My mom gave birth to me. Pretty sure my dad helped. Thanks for that, guys. I'm the oldest of 3 kids and I have 1 younger brother and 1 younger sister. I am the prettiest. And the most modest.

Without a doubt, I am a child of the 80s. I love 80s cartoons and bad 80s movies and if you pay me or I've been drinking you may even witness a spontaneous breakdancing session. I won't hesitate to moonwalk right across your face.

Uh, you're welcome.

Cold as ICE. Yeah, boooyyyeeee!
Cold as ICE. Yeah, boooyyyeeee!

The teen years

Sorry mom.

You'd never know it to look at me, but I grew up in a pretty rough area and went to some not so nice schools. Like, metal-detectors-on-the-doors type schools. I assure you back then I looked much more like Vanilla Ice rather than the guy you see pictured above. (My rapper name was Vanilla Wafer.)

Like any teen, I went through my awkward phase and my rebellious phase. I did a lot of stupid things and took my time growing up. But honestly, I wouldn't take those experiences away because they've helped mold me into the ultra cool guy I am today.

I've still got my Icey side but now I can also function in society. Yay, me!

Yours truly.
Yours truly.

My life today

Where I'm at right meow.

I'm a big believer in setting goals. If you don't know where you're going, that's exactly where you'll end up. I get up at 2:45am (no, that's not a typo) every morning to work out. I'm typically in the gym 6 days a week and it's a huge part of my life. Creepy, huh? I eat organic because pesticides and chemicals in our foods are causing us all to get cancer. True dat. I don't watch tv except for 2-3 shows I DVR and I spend most of my free time on the net, writing, reading or playing video games. Without a doubt, I definitely work hard but I make time to play hard too. Work to live, don't live to work.

Alan is a big kid. Alan still gets toys for Christmas and his birthday. Alan likes to refer to himself in the third person because it makes people uncomfortable. I am a big mix of contradictions and wouldn't have it any other way. I do not fit into any category and if there was one created to accurately describe me, I would immediately destroy it and quickly change course. I'm anything but normal. Normal means average. Average = suck. Who wants to be full of suck? Not I, said the fly. You can have fun and be a grown up. Really.

I have created a world for myself that I'm very happy with. Of course I'm not done (and probably never will be) building. That's part of the beauty of life. Learn to enjoy the journey and you'll be much more happy along the way until you've reached your destination. Then set a new one and begin the process all over again. Gotta stay hungry.

I love the fact that you never stop learning. I love the fact that I can go into the gym and come out better than I was before. I love the fact that your circumstances in life are a direct result of the decisions you've made, and therefore basically within your control. You can't necessarily control what happens to you but you have complete control over how you react to it. It is a decision.

If you stop and think about it...life is pretty cool. :)

Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?!!
Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?!!

I sell stuff

And you should buy it.

I'm a big believer in having multiple streams of income. While I've never owned any chickens, if I did, I do believe I would be hesitant to put all of their eggs in one basket. Or something.

One of the cool things I do in order to make mo' money is to sell stuff. Stuff is good. Everybody likes stuff.

Click the link below and purchase products from all of the major retailers such as Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Bed Bath & Beyond, Dell, Barnes & Noble, etc. and you earn cash back. Get paid to shop. You win. I win. Winner winner chicken dinner. Plus I become assigned as your personal shopping assistant, here to respond to your every whim. (Not really.)

www.shop.com

My Kittehs - Athena = grey kitteh (the hugger), Jasmine = orange kitteh (the huggee)

Athena and Jasmine
Athena and Jasmine

Athena is my firstborn (as my mom refers to me). She was a stray that my brother and his wife found several years ago. When they brought Athena over to my place, she immediately crawled in my lap and made herself at home. I was in love. (That's my metrosexual side coming through. I'm fine with it.) Athena is sort of the mom and takes care of Jasmine. She will literally lick you until she reaches bone. OW her tongue hurts.

Jasmine is kitty number two. I was on a business trip in Wichita and had a little time to kill one evening after work. Normally I won't go to pet stores because it really bothers me seeing the animals locked up in small cages. For some reason that particular night I found myself in Petsmart. I certainly had no intention of bringing home a new roommate. As I walked by the cages and played with the kitties, Jasmine reached both paws through the cage and literally grabbed my face. I knew I had to adopt her. Jasmine is a big baby and whines and cries for me constantly. She has really bad gas and likes to cropdust the room as she walks by. Holy jeez I love her. And she and Athena are totally BFF.

Okay, all that mushy stuff aside--I love my cats, but they need to get jobs. They contribute no income to my household plus they make me clean their poop. Not cool. Oh well, what can you do? I mean, they don't have thumbs so they can't do it.

Sometimes I feel like an archaeologist when I clean out their litter box.

OPC Pet Health
OPC Pet Health

Athena Takes OPC Pet Health

OPC for pets

Athena struggles with allergies and other health challenges. After lots and lots of trial and error, we finally found a product that has really made a huge improvement in her quality of life.

If Athena could high-five me, she totally would. OPC for pets rocks. And rolls.

If you are a pet parent of dogs or cats, you should buy OPC Pet Health for your pets too.

Krypto - The Superdog!

Krypto the Superdog
Krypto the Superdog

Krypto the Superdog is the newest addition to my home. This little punk is so crazy. Here are some of the personality traits that cause Krypto to rock so hard it can barely be contained:

* Krypto gets so excited about basically anything that he pees

* Krypto doesn't care that the cats hate him and he plays with them anyway

* Krypto thinks that cat turds are, in actuality, delicious Tootsie Rolls the cats bake especially for him

* Krypto will run up to any stranger and totally French kiss them without permission

* Krypto's head is too big for his body

I always considered myself to be a cat person until Krypto came into my life. There are times I want to uppercut him because he's such a kitty terrorist but I wouldn't trade him for anything. He is the toughest dog in the neighborhood, at least when he's inside the house barking through the window. To put it in terms everyone will easily understand, Krypto is a bowlful of awesome sauce. Woof.

Krypto is so cute he'll give you a cavity

Krypto the Superdog
Krypto the Superdog

Krypto in a rare moment when he's not being a kitty terrorist - But it's coming at any moment...

Krypto the Superdog
Krypto the Superdog

Krypto the Superdog vs Athena the kitteh - Athena will pwn him.

My Superman Ring - Bling bling!

Superman ring
Superman ring

Do I really wear this giant Superman ring?

Yes. Yes I do. Because that is how I roll. The end.

Sly and Arnold, my idols
Sly and Arnold, my idols

Things I like

Which, by default, means they're cool.

In no particular order: I like animals. I like money. I like girls. I like teaching people. I like helping people. I like singing. I like to have fun. I like 80s music, R&B and hip hop. I like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger but I really wish his last name wasn't so difficult to spell.

I also like being positive, meeting new peeps (or as boring people say, "people"), Superman, clothes, toys, video games, Chevy Chase, a good manscaping, the paranormal, Halloween, my website, psychology, boxing, comic books, and bodybuilding.

I like lamp.

Peter Griffin from Family Guy
Peter Griffin from Family Guy

Odd Things I Like to Smell

Why? I do not know.

In no particular order of significance, the following is a list of weird scents I enjoy.

* Fireplace

* Baby lotion

* Old comic book

* My dog's breath

* My dog's feet

* My dog

* Cocoa butter

* Play-Doh

* Squished grasshoppers

* Stripper

Buy the things I like - I like this stuff and therefore you should buy it.

(Note--you can send it to me if you want to.)

Get your Squid on!
Get your Squid on!

Why Squidoo?

Why Squidnot.

I often get asked "why do you use Squidoo?" Well, actually I've never been asked that. But I wish I had so that I could answer. (Just don't ask me where I use Squidoo...)

I use Squidoo for a number of reasons. I'm a big believer in having multiple streams of income (if you have 5 income sources, it doesn't hurt so much when you lose a job). I love to write. I love to be creative. And there's something about Squidoo that creates a wonderful sense of community. It's sort of like my totally hetero man-crush on Sylvester Stallone--you either get it, or you don't.

Ask not what Squidoo can do for you; but rather, ask what you can do for Squidoo. (That rhymed.)

If you want to be cool like me, you should click here to join Squidoo too! (Also rhymed. Booyah! Vanilla Wafer in the house.)

Be sure to have yourself a creamy day.

Comments - Would love to hear what you think about my lensography! Assuming that you think it rocks, of course.

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      Alan 5 years ago from Mobile, AL

      I like the first line but in this case, I'd have to disagree...

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @JimDickens: There's an entrepreneurial idea! Love it.

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      JimDickens 5 years ago

      Interesting lens. About those odd smells you like -- last year one of the stores around here was selling playdoh ice cream. No I was not tempted to taste it. Playdoh was after my childhood.

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      randomthings lm 5 years ago

      Excellent, too funny. You have a very good writing style, funny, informative, etc. And I LOVE Krypto...what a cute peanut! Thanks for the laughs.

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      MinaMirage 5 years ago

      Your lensography is hilarious! Such a funny boy. :)

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      weeblytutorials 5 years ago

      Inspiring Alan. I would love to know how well you are doing on squidoo considering your drive and your HUGE number of lenses!

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @Othercatt: It's a sickness.

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      poutine 5 years ago

      VEry cool lensography.

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      Othercatt 5 years ago

      I'm back to read this again. Are you still smelling strippers? I thought you'd grow out of that by now...

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      VBright 5 years ago

      I must tell you that I haven't enjoyed reading a lensography so much in quite a while. If I could bless it a hundred times, I would. That being the case, please accept this well deserved (one) blessing. :)

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      Nancy Tate Hellams 5 years ago from Pendleton, SC

      Love this lensography! Very clever, indeed!

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      tomotto 5 years ago

      funny bio

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      ImmatureEntrepr 5 years ago

      @anonymous: Yeah boyeeeeeeee. Peace...and I'm out.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Nice lens, Vanilla Wafer!

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      moonlitta 6 years ago

      OK...A model lensography deserving what... what? A Valentine's kiss probably? Here you go!

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      C A Chancellor 6 years ago from US/TN

      Nice lensography -- definitely not routine or boring!

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @Othercatt: What's stopping you?

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      Othercatt 6 years ago

      You know, I could read this every day and not get bored.

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      magicgeniewishl 6 years ago

      Great lens, I like...

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      Fcuk Hub 6 years ago

      It is nice to know something about you :)

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @Othercatt: That is the best thing I have heard all day. + 100 cool points to you! (Cool points expire in the next 3 seconds. 1...2...)

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      Othercatt 6 years ago

      Can I have your dog? He's so cute! And I just realized we have something in common. I too love the smell of strippers. lol. Great lensography!

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      Diana Grant 6 years ago from United Kingdom

      @ImmatureEntrepr: Daarling, of course!

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @Gloriousconfusion: Does your cat also possess an accent that causes it to automatically sound more intellectual?

      Meow. *British kitty style*

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      Diana Grant 6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Well, I'd like to meet your dog anyway!

      And why do you have to clean up after your cats? Mine is house-trained - it takes after me. But I expect that's because we're English.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @sharioleary: I would totally live there. Think your son would arm wrestle me for it?

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      Shari O'Leary 6 years ago from Minnesota

      Great lensography! Very funny! No wonder you liked my Superman room lens so much.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @JJNW: Sweet. That is a deal, pickle. Tell Ellen I said hi.

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      JJNW 6 years ago from USA

      Hi Alan. You wear your immaturity quite well. And even though you stole your title from Chevy Chase on SNL...I am glad you at least know how to steal QUALITY humor. Ha. I think you might need your own talk show. If I ever meet Ellen Degeneres, I will hook you up with her agent.

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      SofiaMann 6 years ago

      You have here a very interesting lens. Congratulations.

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      CynzdaReveur 6 years ago

      Hey..It's so fun.. You've got a humorous-interesting style of writing.. I enjoyed your lens..;)

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      Nathalie Roy 6 years ago from France (Canadian expat)

      Fun lensography, I like the "sorry mom' bit lol.

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      Rhonda Albom 6 years ago from New Zealand

      Fun lensography. I like your writing style.

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      VSP 6 years ago

      Krypto is soooo cute.

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      Othercatt 6 years ago

      Still laughing. Love the superman ring! Blessed!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Terrific lens, Alan!

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      Yourshowman LM 6 years ago

      I Liked Your Lens. Specially Your Intro

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      Lisa Auch 6 years ago from Scotland

      Fab page! love your dog.

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @religions7: Yeah, I was asking my e-buddy Michelle (below) about tags because I wasn't sure what type of tags to use for my lensography. What do people search for related to this? Maybe it's SquidU time...

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      religions7 6 years ago

      Well - you sure know how to write about yourself in a fun way :) This is a great bio lens / lensography. I'd advise you to learn something about tags though: https://hubpages.com/community/squidoo-tags-seo

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @michelle8989: I'm my favorite too! :)

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      Michelle 6 years ago from AZ

      You're my favorite :D

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      This has been fun getting to know about you Alan. You are well on your way to having a great lensography! Lenrolling to mine, and will be checking back...

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      ImmatureEntrepr 6 years ago

      @Wednesday-Elf: Small world! Too cool. Technically I'm in Overland Park now which is just south of KC. Stop and say hi! ;)

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      Wednesday-Elf 6 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      Hey, Alan. This is a 'cool' lensography! Glad you decided to write one. Now I know 'Who' and 'What' you are! Happy to hear you're enjoying Squidoo and look forward to your future lenses.

      BTW, your cute cats and "Krypto" are adorable. I can see that the name of your dog reflects your 'Superman' interests :). Best of luck to you on Squidoo ... and in life .... you've got a good start! Now, off to look at your other lenses. Nice meeting you.

      PS: My son lives in Kansas City and I'll be over to visit soon :)

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      DecoratingEvents 6 years ago

      Alan, I thoroughly enjoyed this! I love your sense of humor and your style! Great lens!!!!