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My Way Of Being Delightful

Updated on June 10, 2013

I Am Delightful

Ok I am on a Quest in how to be delightful. So I am going to just be myself and tell you a little of who I am. Although most of my writing shows my serious side, there is a funny side to me (really there is :) this side makes people laugh and think that I am just being goofy.

On the contrary...I don't have to try to make someone laugh, I just have them laughing because in reality I am this shy person ( not so much anymore ) but growing up. I had this way about me that just had people wanting to hear me talk because according to them my talk was to cute in the way.

I would sound out my words maybe that is why I rather write then be laughed at even though they claim they are laughing with me not at me ha ha yea sure.

I still have the kind of personality that would be making baddies every where I go. What is baddies? Baddies is an expression for people who do something embarrassing that has others laughing so hard. While that is me a baddie maker! So now you know. I can tell you plenty of stories about me but that would defeat its purpose it isn't funny unless you were there.

So I will share some delightful stories that I find humorous and hopefully you will think so too. Oh and by the way the reason I am on squidoo is I have this nice looking nephew that helped me get started..you see he is on my facebook and to tell you the truth it has gotten quite boring to me.

So my nephew see's that I like to write on my faith and he comes over and shows me how to get started on squidoo and how you can also make money. My motivation wasn't to make money until I started going into the forums and reading others success stories.

Being this single mother to my beautiful specials needs daughter I thought Wow that would be a blessing if I can make some extra money too. But my most important reason and first and foremost is to share my stories in how the Lord my precious friend and Savior has always worked in my life.

I do think that everything happens for a reason and I am living proof that it does. Thanks for reading my delightful page in a quest to be delightful :)

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Bungee Jump

Why Older People Shouldn't Bungee Jump by Hilarious Comedian Jeanne Robertson

Jeanne Robertson will have you in stitches with this hilarious and true account of an interesting side adventure her and her husband "left brain" had when they were on a trip in Canada. It is absolutely hysterical!

Does God Exist

There were two roommates in college, one a believer and one not. One day they were discussing the validity of God. The believer said to the non-believer, give me five good reasons why God does not exist and we will go from there. The nonbeliever thought for a while and finally came up with his five reasons. He said to the believer, "can you see God?"

"No," said the believer.

"Can you smell God?"

"Not really," said the believer.

"Can you touch God?"

"No," said the believer.

"What about taste?"

"No," said the believer.

"Well can you hear God?".

"Well, ya I can hear God, in the wind and stuff".

"Well," said the nonbeliever, "four out five, God does not exist."

The believer thought and asked for a while to think about it. Finally he came back and said to his friend, "Okay. Can you touch your brain?"

"No."

"Can you see your brain?"

"Nope."

"Can you smell your brain?"

"No."

"What about hear it?"

"I guess not," replied the nonbeliever

"Then can you taste your brain?"

"No."

"Well then," said the believer, "I guess it is pretty obvious. Five out five, you have no brain."

Fun Stuff

Do you have a good sense of humor? Well these items seem to and I think that they would make things a little more fun.

Money In Mexico

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Medico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him. He falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time he is bruised and bleeding.

Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what is a pinata?"

My eyes are just to big for my stomach

 

Too Cute

 

Nice hair do

 

A Penny for your thoughts

 

adorable

 

Fun Stuff

These are a riot they are different and would make a cool practical joke on that certain someone that needs a laugh.

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      ConvenientCalendar 4 years ago

      There is a big difference in performance and just being. People think they need to perform to be delightful, which by that performance mentality, they are actually not being delightful. Because their identity is in how they perform not who they are!

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