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The Life of a SockPuppet

Updated on October 25, 2009
A sockpuppets life is glorious you see
The best thing of all is
That fact that I’m Me.
The fact that I’m me 
Means only one thing... I’m
All important in everything.

I wax and I wane
I ebb and I flow
I’m here and I’m there
I come and I go.
I flit and I fly
I duck and I dive
A prerequistite is 
The fact that I strive

To disarm and annoy,
Bring hate, evoke joy
Whilst all the while 
Remembering to toy
With genuine folk the 
Ones that believe 
That the best things in Life
Are not what they seem

Being several at once is
A balancing act
One that evolves from
Being horribly racked
With a low self esteem 
Low feelings of worth

And in order to feel
Important at best then I
Must employ a sockpuppet fest
And that involves 
A forum assault 
Done with aplomb and
Without any fault

With many accounts
I launch an attack
On various fronts
The forum I hack needs
Lots of fools ready to bite
The buckets and buckets
Of absolute shite

That I post and spam 
Around the forum in
Order to create and
Lower decorum
I love nothing more
Than starting a fight
It’s a really great way to 
Spend many a night

I sit back and laugh
At the mess I create
In order to feel 
Less of a weight upon
My good self whilst
Giving no thought to
Those who must dodge
The terrible state

Of the forum I wreck
With all of my me’s
I really don’t care
How many I tease 
After all the point 
Is not how they feel
The ultimate point is
Not to reveal

Who I really am 
To the world at large 
The reason I hide
Behind a façade is 
Simply because...

The real me is flawed



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      Justine76 7 years ago

      do I know you? I bet the "real you" is just fine!

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      BambiLouSEO 7 years ago

      Loved the poem. Might you have a blog or website just for sockpuppets too?

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      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 8 years ago

      hmmm... well, I have to say Great poem. I am slightly curious as to whom you are, yet I'll just sit back and enjoy your verse...

      you could be any given number of charachters, or maybe all! ;)

      I enjoy a fun windup, though I do not promote personal attacks..

      You are a talented poet, that it true.