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Updated on March 1, 2010

:: Money and Wellness Quotations


• There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.

Marlene Dietrich

• Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

Dick Armey

• I'm not really interested in making money.

Steven Spielberg

• The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Johnny Carson

• The sinews of war are infinite money.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

• I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

• Nothing is so strongly fortified that it cannot be taken by money.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

• According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.

Jay Leno

• Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used.

Mike Tyson

• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis

• After a certain point, money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.

Aristotle Onassis

• Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Josh Billings

• The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

Josh Billings

• Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Josh Billings

• Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.

Josh Billings

• I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Josh Billings

• It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Josh Billings

• That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

Jim Carrey

• I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.

Jim Carrey

• I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy.

Jim Carrey

• There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

Sam Walton

• Money is human happiness in the abstract; he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.

Arthur Schopenhauer

• Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!

Arthur Schopenhauer

• I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.

Henry Miller

• To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

• No man's credit is as good as his money.

John Dewey

• The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none.

Charles Dickens

• The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give 'em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass.

Alice Walker

• If your real desire is to be good, there is no need to wait for the money before you do it; you can do it now, this very moment, and just where you are.

James Allen

• No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.

H. L. Mencken

• The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

H. L. Mencken

• Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value.

Louis L'Amour

• Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it.

Henry Ward Beecher

• Good nature is worth more than knowledge, more than money, more than honor, to the persons who possess it.

Henry Ward Beecher

• We can be thankful to a friend for a few acres, or a little money; and yet for the freedom and command of the whole earth, and for the great benefits of our being, our life, health, and reason, we look upon ourselves as under no obligation.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

• Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

Ambrose Bierce

• You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Lee Trevino

• I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.

Lee Trevino

• Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Lee Trevino

• If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

J. Paul Getty

• Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

J. Paul Getty

• If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.

J. Paul Getty

• Money is always on its way somewhere. What you do with it while it is in your keeping and the direction you send it in say much about you. Your treatment of and respect for money, how you make it, and how you spend it, reflect your character.

Gary Ryan Blair

• It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate.

Gloria Steinem

• Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Jeff Foxworthy

• But when others suggested that the poor should not simply be the objects of these programs but also the subjects - that they should be actively involved in shaping the programs, making decisions about how to spend the money etc. - some of the previous supporters reconsidered.

Barney Frank

• Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Robin Williams

• I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.

Judy Garland

• I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

Judy Garland

• Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

Jean Jacques Rousseau

• Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

Francis Bacon

• I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler


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    • Artamia profile image

      Artamia 7 years ago from GTA, Canada

      ... Me, too -- I have plenty of nothing (o;)

      ...I like :) what Arnold-of-California said... that Money cannot buy happiness and he was happy when he had $50 M or less [$48 M]... Also more 'perles' from him: "Our high expectations are very low now".... and " I do not give up my principles - I just compromise"...


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      MFB III 7 years ago from United States

      If time is money, I am strapped to a death watch which is broke, and I bear a nervous tick every time a bill collector

      tries to tock his way into my wallet. I am Charlie chaplin hhanging on the small hand of Big Ben which slowly approaches six oclock. loved this.~~MFB III