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Funny msn sayings

Updated on October 19, 2009

Funny sayings for your msn profile

   One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
  ~Author : Edward BulwerLytton Famous Quotes

   Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is he this is the eternal mystery. Dwelling within himself with thoughts serene, he will obtain imperishable happiness.
  ~Author : Maitri Upanishads Inspirational Msn Sayings

   Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the boulder.
  ~Author : Carl Sandburg Nice Quotes

   The more wild and incredible your desire, the more willing and prompt God is in fulfilling it, if you will have it so.
  ~Author : Coventry Patmore Great Sayings

   I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
  ~Author : Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891 Meaningful Sayings

   The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
  ~Author : Jawaharlal Nehru Popular Sayings

   You guys line up alphabetically by height.
  ~Author : Bill Peterson Florida State football coach Wise Quotes

   On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the Valley of Ambiguity. (Powers of Mind, 1975)
  ~Author : Adam Smith Witty Sayings

   We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language. Language is not simply a reporting device for experience but a defining framework for it.
  ~Author : Benjamin Lee Whorf Motivational Sayings

   All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
  ~Author : John Quincy Adams Famous msn Quotes

   Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
  ~Author : Thomas Alva Edison Funny msn Sayings

   Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ...
  ~Author : Carl Zwanzig Nice Quotes


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      6 years ago

      To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. Buddha Popular Quotes

      The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into it that counts, but how much it digests. A J Nock Inspirational Sayings

      I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself. Anon Nice Quotes

      Success is not to be pursued it is to be attracted by the person you become. Jim Rohn Motivational Sayings

      The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die. Edward Kennedy Meaningful Sayings

      We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent. Ellen DeGeneres Famous Sayings

      All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Leo Tolstoy Wise Quotes

      Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you and act accordingly. Thomas Jefferson Witty Sayings

      Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always a child. If no use is made of the labors of past ages, the world must remain always in the infancy of knowledge. Marcus Tullius Cicero Great Sayings

      A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. H L Mencken Popular Quotes

      He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. Hector Hugh Munro Inspirational Sayings

      The object of the superior man is truth. Confucius Nice Quotes

      Envy is the ulcer of the soul. Socrates Motivational Sayings

      Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts. John Gunther Meaningful Sayings

      Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas. Marchioness Townsend Famous Sayings

      And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Bible Isaiah 3217 Wise Quotes

      The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. G K Chesterton Witty Sayings

      Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver. Sophocles Antigone Great Sayings

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      8 years ago

      And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.

      ~Author : John Dryden Imitation of Horace Nice Quotes

      Character isn't inherited. One builds it daily by the way one thinks and acts, thought by thought, action by action. If one lets fear or hate or anger take possession of the mind, they become self-forged chains.

      ~Author : Helen Gahagan Douglas Great Sayings

      Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.

      ~Author : Unknown Meaningful Sayings

      Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.

      ~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Wise Quotes

      A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.

      ~Author : Alexandre Dumas Motivational Sayings

      Immature love says, I love you because I need you, mature love says, I need you because I love you.

      ~Author : Winston Churchill Famous Quotes

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