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Humour - Teaching Marketing to Male Business Students

Updated on March 2, 2012

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Teachers have to use various, interesting ways to help learners achieve the objectives of the lesson and this is one example. A Business teacher takes time to explain the art of Marketing, in a funny and unique way. He states:

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1) When you see a beautiful lady at a party and approach her saying: “I am rich, will you Marry me?

That is called: Direct Marketing.


2) When you are at a party and a friend of yours is with a girl, but pointing at you, telling her: “He is rich, you should marry him.”

That is called: Advertising.


3) If a lady walks up to you and says: “You seem very rich, can you marry me?
That is called: Brand Recognition.


4) If you say to a Lady "I am rich,will you marry me?" and she slaps you.

That is called: Customer Feedback.


5) If when you say “I am rich, will you marry me?” and your wife arrives, just as you are saying it.
That is called: Restriction from Entering New Market.

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I think the Teacher got his point across effectively. Do you?

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    • Lady_E profile imageAUTHOR

      Elena 

      6 years ago from London, UK

      Hello Anjili

      Good to see you again. I am glad you enjoyed the Hub and hope your students enjoy it too when you share it with them. Lol about your comment on Customer feedback.

      Thanks and Best Wishes. :-)

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      Anjili 

      6 years ago from planet earth, a humanoid

      Hi Lady_E’

      This was quite humorous. My students will laugh at the Direct Marketing strategy for being rather direct. Few men have the courage to use the approach.

      I love the Advertising approach. I think I should try it one of these days.

      I believe many ladies use Brand Recognition without uttering a word, of course with good intentions.

      Customer Feedback wakes guys fast.

      Oh..., what a pity to the guy who gets Restricted from Entering a New Market. Most married men are tamed by this.

      I’ll definitely share it. Quite interesting and voted up

    • Lady_E profile imageAUTHOR

      Elena 

      6 years ago from London, UK

      Thanks Josie

      I am glad you enjoyed it. Lovely to see you. :)

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      josiejossy 

      6 years ago from Nairobi Kenya

      Haha another one there, so great and funny, for sure the students have no reason to fail in business. I like like likee.........

    • Lady_E profile imageAUTHOR

      Elena 

      6 years ago from London, UK

      @yoebaree Thanks Yoebaree. I am glad you enjoyed it. I appreciate you stopping by.

      @andromida Thats true Andromida. Good to see you again and thanks for all the RTs on Twitter.

      @anglnwu Hi Angeline - I am glad you like the examples. Some teachers have a way of making you develop more than an interest in a subject. Cheers.

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      anglnwu 

      6 years ago

      LOL--this is way funny. Love the marketing examples--how can one forget these terminology after that? Thanks for sharing and rated up.

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      syras mamun 

      6 years ago

      So funny way this teacher can give lesson that every student will work as a marketing medium for him. Great hub.

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      Hunor Barabás 

      6 years ago from Romania

      This is hilarious! So, my life translated to business language is full of 'Customer Feedback'!

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