Humour - Teaching Marketing to Male Business Students
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Teachers have to use various, interesting ways to help learners achieve the objectives of the lesson and this is one example. A Business teacher takes time to explain the art of Marketing, in a funny and unique way. He states:
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1) When you see a beautiful lady at a party and approach her saying: “I am rich, will you Marry me?
That is called: Direct Marketing.
2) When you are at a party and a friend of yours is with a girl, but pointing at you, telling her: “He is rich, you should marry him.”
That is called: Advertising.
3) If a lady walks up to you and says: “You seem very rich, can you marry me?
That is called: Brand Recognition.
4) If you say to a Lady "I am rich,will you marry me?" and she slaps you.
That is called: Customer Feedback.
5) If when you say “I am rich, will you marry me?” and your wife arrives, just as you are saying it.
That is called: Restriction from Entering New Market.
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I think the Teacher got his point across effectively. Do you?
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Comments
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Hello Anjili
Good to see you again. I am glad you enjoyed the Hub and hope your students enjoy it too when you share it with them. Lol about your comment on Customer feedback.
Thanks and Best Wishes. :-)
Hi Lady_E’
This was quite humorous. My students will laugh at the Direct Marketing strategy for being rather direct. Few men have the courage to use the approach.
I love the Advertising approach. I think I should try it one of these days.
I believe many ladies use Brand Recognition without uttering a word, of course with good intentions.
Customer Feedback wakes guys fast.
Oh..., what a pity to the guy who gets Restricted from Entering a New Market. Most married men are tamed by this.
I’ll definitely share it. Quite interesting and voted up
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Thanks Josie
I am glad you enjoyed it. Lovely to see you. :)
Haha another one there, so great and funny, for sure the students have no reason to fail in business. I like like likee.........
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@yoebaree Thanks Yoebaree. I am glad you enjoyed it. I appreciate you stopping by.
@andromida Thats true Andromida. Good to see you again and thanks for all the RTs on Twitter.
@anglnwu Hi Angeline - I am glad you like the examples. Some teachers have a way of making you develop more than an interest in a subject. Cheers.
LOL--this is way funny. Love the marketing examples--how can one forget these terminology after that? Thanks for sharing and rated up.
So funny way this teacher can give lesson that every student will work as a marketing medium for him. Great hub.
This is hilarious! So, my life translated to business language is full of 'Customer Feedback'!
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