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Netiquette: Tips For The Socially Challenged

Updated on December 22, 2007

This article has been a long time coming. As a professional writer, I spend a lot of time online. I’m a sex columnist and novelist, which means not a day goes by that I don’t have to talk with an editor or two about various things. The communication style I use depends on my relationship with the particular editor (I have several).

But, in each case, I have to pay attention to what I write. I cannot simply write whatever the hell I want and expect it to fly through the ether exactly as I intended it. Electronic mediums don’t afford the same luxury as face-to-face communication, because facial expressions and tone inflections are entirely absent. All the same, this is no excuse for not being able to communicate well; the English language is certainly adequate for expressing oneself with precision. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, toss in the phenomena of social netting in various internet playgrounds like MySpace and the like, and things get more complicated.

You see, Americans (and others) went through a fairly large gap in time, when the written word was pretty much forgotten. It started with television and reached the summit when the telephone monopoly ended. People were no longer writing letters to each other – they didn’t need to. And that’s when it all went pear-shaped; we lost the art of communicating via the written word. The old-fashioned pastime was now reserved for authors, journalists, secretaries and others in similar professions.

And then the internet happened. The written word became a social function again. Any teenager could find anything they wanted on the internet, and they could ramble on til their heart’s content, because no one ever taught them how to conduct themselves via writing. We have middle-aged housewives referring to themselves as MILF’s without even really knowing what they’re saying. And we have little kids talking total shite in forums, just because they can.

There are rules to communication. You don’t run your mouth off anonymously from your bedroom or office just because you can. Have some self-respect. If you don’t respect yourself, why should I? If you wouldn’t talk junk to someone’s face – and believe me, 99.9% of you would not – you shouldn’t be doing it online, either. Now, if you’re just naturally a jerk, that’s your business. I don’t mind jerks, as long as I don’t have to interact with them. Sometimes, however, non-jerks come across as major prats online, due to a lack of social education. The following tips are for those of you who aren’t jerks, and don’t want to give us impression you are.

  1. Easy on the caps key. This is the online equivalent of screaming. Not only does this immediately put your audience on the defensive, it will make them wary of future communications, as they may assume you “yell” all of your answers. To be fair, most people who do this seem totally unaware of how socially inept it appears, so it’s unlikely they’re trying to annoy anyone. If you’re just trying to put emphasis on a few words, caps is not the best way to do it - use asterisks instead; it's *far* less aggressive in appearance.
  2. Don’t get mouthy the first day you join a forum. Some people just can’t be quiet. They know everything about everything and have to enlighten us with their cleverness. You know the type – usually still living at home, cos they’re usually teenagers. This kind of behavior is far more tolerable when the guilty party is actually already known by the community. If you join a forum and show off your verbal incontinence from day one, you are going to annoy people. Join the forum – and observe for at least a few days before you start challenging statements you’re utterly ignorant of.
  3. Don’t harp on a subject to the point people start sighing. Everyone has opinions, some have more than others. We’re each entitled. We are not, however, entitled to prattle on and on to the point others are ready to leave. Once, twice – maybe 3 times, if you can say it concisely – that’s plenty. If you’re repeating the same thing over and over and expecting different results, that’s pretty close to Ben Franklin’s definition of insanity. Don’t be a crazy person.
  4. Don’t brag about yo’ damn self in a forum. I’m not saying you’re not special – on the contrary, you probably meet my exact definition of special – but there really isn’t a need to extol your own virtues in a forum. Wanna share a moment of happiness? Go for it. Want to tell everyone how your moment of happiness is better than someone else’s? Nuh-uh. This makes you look arrogant and mean. If that’s your goal, go on with your bad self.
  5. You don’t need to answer every single question. If you actually have the answer to every question, what are you doing online? Why aren’t you out there having the time of your life in some really fantastic line of work where your genius can benefit the world? Oh..right. Well, then, if you don’t actually know all the answers, let someone else answer once in awhile. That should free up your schedule long enough to get a life.
  6. Don’t gang up on people. Nothing ticks me off more than an unfair fight – and I find it especially cowardly when people do it online. You don’t slag people off just because you desperately want to be better than them, or have something they have, or steal the attention they’re getting. Show some character, ffs.
  7. Worry about yourself. You cannot change someone who does not want to change or be changed. This is particularly true in relation to the internet. What people could possibly hope to gain from nagging others online is beyond me. For every person you find annoying, there are 3 others who find you more so. You can’t possibly live your own life if you’re busy trying to live someone else’s. There are others I could add to this list, but these are the ones I've seen most frequently. If you'd like to add your own suggestions in the comments, feel free to do so.

xx Isabella


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      Leach 3 years ago

      corner of SE Woodward and SE 66thWe get together to meet peeps in the area, walk and talk, and see what's going on aonrud us. Sometimes we head to Mt Tabor, sometimes we head down towards Foster. The more the merrier!Questions? direct em to Kristin take it outside fitness dot com or 503.701.2179.

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      shellemie 7 years ago

      Very bluntly said. I think we just have to have respect and responsibility for everything we do, that goes for cyber activities. After all, what goes around comes around.

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      Rachel 8 years ago

      Another wonderful hub =)

      I'd also like to add that it's important to actually appear coherent! Spelling and grammar should not be thrown out the window because it's "faster" to type "u" instead of "you", and hitting the shift key is just too stressful on your pinky fingers. You look ridiculous. Or like you're a 14-year-old girl who thinks it's "kewl" to type like that. But those are basically the same thing ;)

      Also, punctuation is more important than many people realize. I know someone who constantly uses ellipses to end his sentences, and frankly, it's annoying. It also gives the wrong tone and it sounds like he's being either completely arrogant or isn't quite sure of what he's saying. Other annoying things are too many exclamation points (not every sentence is so fantastic, you need multiple exclamation points!!!), a *lack* of punctuation, and what I like to call "comma raping" (using too many and in the wrong ways, which makes sentences choppy and hard to read). There are, of course, other punctuation errors that look silly/idiotic, but these are simply the more common ones I've run into.

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      Peter Messerschmidt 9 years ago from Port Townsend

      I am SO happy to see someone else write about this!

      Sometimes it feels like people just plain forget that writing on the Internet can ALSO be that all-important "first impression," sometimes.

      I find myself getting particularly perturbed when someone insists on using "txt spk" to write regular email to me. Come one, you have a full keyboard in front of you. "Message" is NOT spelled "msg." Sorry, msg is a food additive.

      I must put away my soapbox now, before I get too carried away...

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 9 years ago from France

      I always remind to my children what Thumper's mom says to him in the film "Bambi":

      'If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything'

      I hope they remember this! Good hub Isabella

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      Whitney 9 years ago from Georgia

      I'd say "Worry about yourself"  is a good tip for the internet as well as face to face contact... Well, on the exception of a few things, but for the most part it's a good tip just about anywhere... People need to stay out of other people's business (personal life and such) unless it's harmful.

      Great hub

      I'd definately say that when writing letters, emails, and anything that includes no facial expressions or voice tones, should be taken with great care. Even if emotions and such need to be inputted into the written area, such as (sarcastic) or even a facial expression like :-P would suffice in many cases.

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      Mark R Johnson 9 years ago

      A brilliant piece. I especially enjoy your tracing of the loss of written media over the last century until the advent of the internet. I'd be interested to read more of your thoughts on that, in particular. Thanks for the good read.

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      Kiz 9 years ago from Antioch, TN

      Absolutely dead-on, like always. Entertaining -and- informative.

      Thank you for writing this, dear.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 9 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Well this all brings to my mind "say what you mean..and mean what you say" great hub sweetie...G-Ma

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      William F Torpey 9 years ago from South Valley Stream, N.Y.

      All good tips, Isabella. Let's hope your message hits home with those who could benefit from your good advice.

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      Isabella Snow 9 years ago

      Stacie - I *hope* they don't realize it, if they are aware of how rude they sound, that's even worse!

      EA - Thanks! And I agree, it's not communication!

      Mr. Marmalade - I like that! Very true!

      Zsuzsy - Thanks, Zsuzsy :) Glad you like it, even without the scrub-clad hotties. ;)

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      Zsuzsy Bee 9 years ago from Ontario/Canada

      HEAR! HEAR! Yes I'm shouting. You hit the nail on many-a-head. I would like to congratulate you on a perfect Hub. I'm troubled to see so much rudeness on so many doesn't seem to be just teens either.

      Again a great HUB

      regards Zsuzsy

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      MrMarmalade 9 years ago from Sydney

      Thank you for your great hub

      I was told once

      there three ways to look at me.

      1. How I look and sound to myself

      2. How I look and sound to you

      3. How I look and sound to all the others.

      I would wonder if any two of those areas would match as a pair

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      Earth Angel 9 years ago

      Another GREAT Hub Isabella!! Since I am fairly new to this Internet arena I am constantly shocked at the level of insult, animosity and rudeness that bloggers pass off as communication!! We all need to raise the level of acceptability and let the trash pass by the wayside!! Thank you so much for writing this Hub!! You are a joy to Hub with!! Blessings always, Earth Angel!!

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      Stacie Naczelnik 9 years ago from Seattle

      So true, Isabella--thank you! I don't think people realize how rude they come off, also, from how they write. In person, what they say might not seem rude--but just the words on a screen can come off as hoity toity or downright unpleasant.

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      Isabella Snow 9 years ago

      Manoharv - Thanks!

      Kenny - Yes, we should.

      Misha - Exactly.

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      Ashok Rajagopalan 9 years ago from Chennai

      Yes, I think their insecurities burst forth easily!

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      Misha 9 years ago from DC Area

      Kenny, the problem is - people online tend to do things they would never do face-to-face. Just because they would get hit in that face if they try this in person, and they know it. Being protected from such an outcome by their monitor and keyboard, some people turn really weird online...

      That actually reminds me of some people doing similar things behind the steering wheel...

      PS Oh, yeah, sorry Isa, I forgot to mention that this is another nice hub of yours :) I really can't think of any other tips from the top of my head...

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      Ashok Rajagopalan 9 years ago from Chennai

      Guess that we just need to behave as we would do in person, as most of what you said applies to face-to-face meetings. Thanks, Isabella, this hub set me thinking!

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