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The Best Life Quotes-Top Twenty Funny Quotes on the Ego

Updated on September 14, 2011

Best Life Quotes

Everybody knows some one who is a little larger than life, and with an ego to match. If they can't laugh at themselves may be they can laugh at these funny ego quotes.

Twenty Funny Ego Quotes

She is always nice to her inferiors, whenever she can find them . Dorothy Parker.

I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them. Jimmy Hoffa.

-Do you think you have learned from your mistakes?.. -What mistakes? Leslie Caron.

An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it. Alan Reed.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Leher.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. Wilson Mizner.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. Oscar Wilde.

She has an ego like a raging tooth. WB Yeats.

If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will? Ross Perot.

I am ready to meet my maker.Whether my maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill.

I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well. Henry David Theroux.

Whenever I climb Iam followed by a dog called 'EGO'. Friedrich Nietzsche.

Egotism is the anaesthetic given by a kindly Nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool. Bellamy Brooks.

When the discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it .Bernard Bailey.

Modesty is the hope that other people will discover by themselves how wonderful we really are. Aldo Cammarota.

There are two types of people:those who walk into the room and say 'Well,here I am,' and those that walk into the room and say, 'Ah there you are.' Fredrick Collins.

But enough of me, let's talk about you.What do you think of me. Bette Midler.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. Lucille S Harper.

Don't be so humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir.

An egotist is a person of low taste.more interested in himself than me. Ambrose Bierce.


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      Thelma Alberts 5 years ago from Germany

      Thanks for sharing. I like those quotes of Oscar Wilde, Betty Middler and Golda Meir. Have a great weekend!

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      Dallas W Thompson 6 years ago from Bakersfield, CA

      Great collection! Thanks for sharing... Flag up!

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      ronaldoh 6 years ago from England

      Glad you liked them bjorn check out more of my quotes.

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      bjornborgboxers 6 years ago from The Netherlands

      My favorites are: Midler, Churchill, Bailey and Meir. Good quotes are always fun to read and come in useful whenever you have a piece to write or a presentation to give :) . Cheers!

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      ronaldoh 6 years ago from England

      moneycop and Fullerman ,glad you enjoyed these, please check out some more.

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      Ryan Fuller 6 years ago from Louisiana, USA

      Great collection of quotes. this was entertaining. i enjoyed this read. i will have to check out some of your other works.

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      ronaldoh 6 years ago from England

      Thanks for looking in Cogerson, Churchill's is one of the best.

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      moneycop 6 years ago from JABALPUR

      hmmm agreed when we leave people will talk about you

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      Cogerson 6 years ago from Virginia

      I always enjoy your collection of favorite on this the Winston Churchill one....with the Bette Milder being #2.....voted funny and interesting.