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The Best Life Quotes-Twenty Great Funny Hair Quotes

Updated on June 4, 2012

The Best Life Quotes

I suppose many of us have had a bad hair day, and it always seems to come right in the end and we can have a laugh about it.

Whatever day you have had I'm sure you can laugh along with these funny hair quotes.

All Quotes and Quotations

Funny Hair Quotes

He wore his baldness like an expensive hat. Gloria Swanson.

How long does it take me to have my hair done?I don't no I'm never there. Dolly Parton.

His wig it looked like it had it's own dandruff. Nancy Banks-Smith.

John McEnroe has hair like badly tuned Broccolli. Clive James.

Let us respect grey hairs, especially our own. J. P. Sears.

She was a redhead. No hair .just a red head. Les Dawson.

There is one good thing about being bald:it's neat. Milton Berle.

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he’s got it all. James Brown.

Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut. Daniel Greenberg.

She was a brunette by birth but a blonde by habit. Arthur Baer.

A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one. Lycurgus.

I’m surprised I still have so much hair after all the things I’ve done with it. David Beckham.

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It's the guillotine. P.G.Wodehouse.

Yes my hair should make a statement.Just as long as it doesn't say, "Thank you for the Country Music Award." Gracie Hart.

I'm a big woman. I need big hair. Aretha Franklin.

My wife asked me if I minded her having her hair in a bun ; I said "I don't mind if you have it in a loaf of bread." Tommy Cooper.

Hair is another name for sex. Vidal Sassoon.

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. Oliver Herford.

When red -haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. Anon.

His hair stood upright like porcupine quills.. Giovanni Boccaccio


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      Dora Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Interesting quotes! The things people say!

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      ronaldoh 4 years ago from England

      Thanks for looking in Ken

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      Kenneth C Agudo 4 years ago from Tiwi, Philippines

      That kid hair is funny, really funny. Your hubs are pretty interesting. keep it up!

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      ronaldoh 5 years ago from England

      Hi Didge, glad you liked them and thanks for looking in

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      Didge 5 years ago from Southern England

      I really loved this particular hub. Also, brilliantly presented ronaldoh.

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      UltimateMovieRankings 7 years ago from Virginia

      Here is an extra one......"Most people have a hair do.....he has a hair don't." voted up very funny stuff


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