Top Ten Ways How To Annoy Your Neighbor
Please be aware that I am not a Social Psychologist nor am I an Anthropologist and am not trained in any form to issue advice. If you have a neighbor that you need to annoy you do so at your own peril. Using these tips may get you in trouble with your neighbor who may call the police.
Who is a bad neighbor?
Bad neighbors are those that get on your nerves. They do things to annoy you. They are pesky, nosy and generally bad for the neighborhood.
If you have a bad neighbor maybe it's time you think of getting back at them by annoying them. You can get even or just play pranks on them. Don't do anything that will get you in trouble with the law or anything you may regret later.
3. Annoy them with pets –
If you have a dog, perfect. Just let your dog do his thing on the their lawn when they're not looking. This works best is they don't have a dog. If you don't have a dog but you do have a cat, let the cat play in their flowerbed, especially if it was newly planted. You can also let your dog chase their cat!
4. Put the trash out –
When the neighbor is out (make sure that they are, you don't want them to catch you doing this), rake your yard and throw the trash over the fence.
5. Annoy that peeping tom –
If your window overlooks the their yard or house then it's easy. Whenever they are outside just peep, do it in a way that they will notice it. The first time they may not mind but if you do this on a regular basis they will eventually catch on.
6. You'll love this one -
might get you in trouble big time but here goes. If your neighbor likes to go out in their garage or barn at night, call the police and tell them you saw a prowler in the neighbor's yard. Make up something like you haven't seen the neighbor all week and you are concerned.
Annoy your neighbor, don't let them annoy you!
1. Annoy your neighbor with music -
This one works well if you live in a Duplex, Condo or flat where you have close neighbors, specifically on the same building. The apartment above, below, left and right of you will be most affected. When you play your music, it is advisable to turn it to the highest volume possible. This will certainly evoke some attention.
One way of doing this and not annoying your own self (especially if you don't like loud music yourself) is to leave the music on while you go out. This way when the neighbor(s) attempt to ask you to turn it down, you will not be home. This will further irritate them. If by chance they should call the landlord or police you can tell them that the power went out and you had no idea that the stereo was left on.
2. Parking –
If you live in a neighborhood where parking is on the street this is perfect. Place a couple of garbage bins in front of your house and park in front of your neighbor's house, this way when they get home and try to park, their place is already taken and they have to park down the street.
You can also do the reverse and place the garbage bins in front of the neighbor's house instead but this might mean that they might replace it in front of your house and that will end up annoying you.
7. Pay that neighbor a visit –
There are several ways to annoy them by visiting. You may visit during a function and chat to everyone (uninvited of course, and be sure to make yourself comfy. Help yourself to the food and drink by all means). You can also show up in the middle of the night. Wait patiently until you see all the lights go off especially in the bedroom, wait for about five minutes and ring the doorbell. You have to disappear before they open the door or if you are brave enough you can ask a favor like, using the phone, ask for a cup of milk or some salt. Don't be too obvious with the lie, you want this to work again, don't you?
8. Steal their newspaper –
One of the most popular ways to annoy your neighbor is to steal their paper. You have to have good timing for this one. It has to be as soon as the paperboy delivers then you swoop in and grab, just before they come out to pick it up.
9. Do they have fruit trees? –
Does your neighbor possess very fruitful trees that lie near your fence? This is stealing, I strongly advise against it! Whenever possible just pick whatever you need making sure to pick the best ones of course. This goes also for flowers, especially roses. YOU THOUGHT UP THIS ONE ON YOUR OWN, YOU DID NOT READ IT HERE!
10. This is the last one -
and can get really messy. Timing is also of the essence. If you have a garden and you often water it, whenever your neighbor is outside, whether, passing by to go to work or just nosing in your business just pretend the the spray on the hose got a little loose and turn the hose on them, apologizing of course. This works best if they are on their way to work or church. It also works if they are coming in with groceries.