Watch out for Reverse Sexism: Tex’s Salute to Anti-feminism
There’s a movement spreading like bras burning all over this nation. Young women who didn’t have to grow up with the Don Drapers of the world are convinced everything is honky dory between the sexes, that women don’t have anything to worry their pretty-little heads over. As a man, I want to salute your wisdom.
Here’s a patriotic how do you do pretty lady to the women who fight feminism. Feminism is everything these anti-feminist chicks say it is. It is anti-chivalry bitchiness that belittles men.
Feminism is against empowerment because feminism is against women that want to be empowered without feminism. It is abusive to men, and feminism is no longer needed. You see, men and women are equal in all things. Men are just extra equal than girls.
Feminazis want more ladies in the workplace messing things up for us he-men. First, they want more women in Congress. Get real. What else do you want? Next, more of these chicks will want to be doctors, construction workers and sperm donors.
Rape is what comedians call a "comedy killer."
Some ladies got all catty and talked back to the patriotic anti-feminists, saying that it is “an ideology built to assure conservative women that as long as they are doing just fine, other women will make do…” Cathy Young in Time Magazine wrote, “But they also say that modern Western feminism has become a divisive and sometimes hateful force, a movement that dramatically exaggerates female woes while ignoring men’s problems...” Yes, what about us men!
Katy Perry is obviously confused. She had it right the first time when she stated, “I am not feminist, but I do believe in the power of women.” She recently changed her mind and declared she was a feminist because “it just means that I love myself as a female and I also love men.” ” Perry turned her back on turning her back on women.
Women got into a cat fight over antifeminism. I can’t decide if that’s feminist or not, but it’s hot! “What do you think feminism IS, ladies? What part of ‘liberation for women’ is not for you? Is it freedom to vote? The right not to be owned by the man you marry? The campaign for equal pay? Did all that good shit GET ON YOUR NERVES? Or were you just DRUNK AT THE TIME OF SURVEY?”
I would like to thank all the drinking ladies out there from the bottom of my soul.
As one liberated anti-feminist explained, “...feminists were all the same. Shouty, elitist and actually a little bit mean. Men haters and blamers, women victimizers and blamers.”
She gets a big pat on her ass for that, right guys?
Feminazism means you have to hate men, and you can’t be loyal to a man. If you are feminist, you can’t be a stay at home mom, and that’s why I hate feminism. Being a feminist and staying at home with family both at the same time hurts my brain. Ouch, quit it! Feminism means you can’t call out men on their sexist and misogynist attitudes and actions because that’s unfair to men. It's reverse sexism.
Here's a long, hearty and groping hug to all these girls for being against feminism. Now be a good girl and get me some coffee, will ya?