Deb I dont have only one thing.. I have a pleathura of them I swear on my half Robo heart theyre correct...
1. I wonder how mad my wife would be if I reached over a just squeezed her boob?
2. whats that smell?
3. As my cat sits on my chest or back... "Does she pay you to wake me ?"or
Who needs a dog when i have you? or
I gotta train you to bring me some juice.
4. Well God, try again looks like I'm awake
5. WHAT ARE THOSE BOYS FIGHTING ABOUT?
6. If one of my sons are up to wake me I let them push me then all of a sudden I jump up and scream n wave my arms to scare them.
7."DIE DIE DIE ALARM CLOCK..
8 hand meet mr snooze button
9 on a rare occasion I sing well respected man by the kinks http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detail...
10."only 18 hours till I get to sleep