I would take them out to meet my geese. They, after all, are the true leaders. I get up at 5 am each day to open their pen and let them out, I work so that I can afford food for them, and I am home each evening by 6 pm so that I can feed them and close their pen to protect them from predators.
Only a great leader would have such a dedicated servant. What do they provide me?
Nothing, just like most true leaders.