I'm a great air guitarist, but a terrible dancer.
I can never remember my Mother's birthday but I have total recall of every musician who's ever been a member of Dokken.
I can do a mean impression of Apu from "The SImpsons."
When I was a kid my dream job was to take over drawing the "Peanuts" comic strip when Charles Schulz retired... and then not only did the guy practically die at his drawing board, but the @#$%'ing guy decree'd that nobody could continue the strip after his death. So hey, thanks for nothin' Chuck.