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Mr. Nobody Poem Study

Updated on July 30, 2014

A Teacher's Guide to Mr. Nobody

Kids love the anonymous poem, "Mr. Nobody." Humorous and gently instructive, the poem mimics the ways that children (and adults) excuse their bad behavior. I've successfully used "Mr. Nobody" for poetry study with students from six to eleven years of age. The poem has an iambic meter that is easy to scan, a simple rhyme scheme, and nice vocabulary words. The poem also includes charming descriptions of days gone by, including boiling water over a wood fire, and spilt ink. Read on for the complete poem, teaching activities, a "Mr. Nobody" reading on youtube, and links to more "Mr. Nobody" resources. Enjoy!

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Mr. Nobody

The complete poem

Mr. Nobody


I know a funny little man,

As quiet as a mouse,

Who does the mischief that is done

In everybody's house!

There's no one ever sees his face,

And yet we all agree

That every plate we break was cracked

By Mr. Nobody.

'Tis he who always tears our books,

Who leaves the door ajar,

He pulls the buttons from our shirts,

And scatters pins afar;

That squeaking door will always squeak,

For, prithee, don't you see,

We leave the oiling to be done

By Mr. Nobody.

He puts damp wood upon the fire,

That kettles cannot boil;

His are the feet that bring in mud,

And all the carpets soiled.

The papers always are mislaid,

Who had them last but he?

There's no one tosses them about

But Mr. Nobody.

The finger marks upon the door

By none of us are made;

We never leave the blinds unclosed,

To let the curtains fade.

The ink we never spill; the boots

That lying round you see

Are not our boots -- they all belong

To Mr. Nobody.

from NYC Dept. of Education

First Language Lessons for the Well-Trained Mind - The book that introduced me to Mr. Nobody

This primary grammar book by Jessie Wise is used widely by homeschoolers and parents who want to give their kids a little more than what is offered in school. I've used it successfully with my own children, and I'm adapting it for use now in a multiage class of eight students. It consists of 100 short, scripted grammar lessons that introduce the parts of speech, some writing, story narration, and poetry memorization, including "Mr. Nobody." I highly recommend First Language Lessons. It is written for parents to use with their first-graders, but can be helpful for older children who need to brush up.

Mr. Nobody Dramatized Reading - Listen to Mr. Nobody

Here is a jazz-chant version of Mr. Nobody. It's a little fast, but good to give students a sense of the rhythm.

Mr. Nobody Downloads and Printables - Resources to help busy parents and teachers

Below I've curated some of the best "Mr. Nobody" teaching resources. There's a lot of useless stuff out there online, but these are gems. I hope these links and descriptions will help you find what you need with minimal effort.

Mr. Nobody Activity - Compare and Contrast

Compare "Mr. Nobody" to "Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody"

"Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody" is a traditional, anonymous story reminiscent of "Mr. Nobody" and Abbot and Costello's classic "Who's on First?" Have your students compare and contrast the two piece.

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody


This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

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Mr. Nobody Activity - Add a New Verse

Check out this verse that my students wrote

Adding a verse to a poem demonstrates understanding of the rhythm, rhyme scheme, and general spirit of the poem. Mr. Nobody is a fun poem to add verses to. Here's one that some of my students wrote. As you can imagine, these lines are based on true events!

He blows his nose and never thinks

To throw away the tissues.

He leaves our jackets in the hall

And doesn't wipe his shoes.

He sneaks our donuts from the box,

And eats them greedily.

Our finished homework disappears;

The thief is Mr. Nobody!

How About You? - What does Mr. Nobody do at your house?

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      4 years ago

      I loved your students' addition! Did Mr. Nobody write this poem too? :) I believe the poem is written by Elizabeth Prentiss.

    • MisterJeremy profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Tokyo, Japan

      @GonnaFly: Yeah, it's pretty funny.

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      7 years ago from Australia

      Oh man. Do I have to confess that in public? Love the story of the four men.


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