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What Is Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA?
Adonis is a Greek hero in mythology. His exceptional beauty and skill eventually led those jealous and pitiful trolls around him to set free the wild boar which would kill him.
While Adonis lay dieing, Aphrodite -- the goddess of love, beauty, and sexuality -- sprinkled his blood with nectar, giving him Tiger Blood and causing his DNA to mutate. This unique Adonis DNA was carried down in time through each of Adonis's decedents, spreading more and more with each new generation.
Today, Adonis DNA and the properties of Tiger Blood still exist within many people. At first glance a carrier of this Adonis DNA will outwardly appear just the same as those with normal human DNA. But upon closer inspection it becomes evident that the A-DNA carriers exhibit many superhuman factors not present in the average persons chromosomes. Some of these factors include:
1.) Excessive Winning - The ability to win at life, finance, lust, and succeed dutifully in six other of your favorite deadly sins.
2.) Exceptional Abilities In Debauchery - From boozing, to gambling, to promiscuity, to frivolity, an A-DNA carrier is willing to indulge in it all without ever reaching his or her limit.
3.) Sophisticated Troll Detection Capabilities - The capability of sniffing out the trolls from the winners by a special genetic filter which allows the A-DNA carrier to detect even the most minute amount of impurities secreted from a trolls pheromones.
The list goes on, of course, but if you are an Adonis DNA carrier you already knew that, didn't you? WINNINNNNNG!!!
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