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Are You REALLY Clean???

Updated on February 12, 2014

You're Not Fully Clean Unless You're Zestfully Clean

Did you take a shower today? Are you clean... I mean really clean, or should I say fully clean? Well, unless you're Zestfully Clean the answer might be "no." If you don't believe it just watch and learn... then go get some and get, well, you know...

1001 Classic Commercials on DVD - You'd have to be nuts to buy this... right???

Everyone hates commercials, right? So who in their right mind would buy a DVD full of... TV commercials? Well, some of them are actually pretty funny, and this DVD contains 1001 of the best ones of all time. Well, at least the best from the 50's, 60's, and 70's...

Real People Agree... - Zestfully Clean really is cleaner...

If you thought Reality TV was one of those scripted shows with wanna-be TV stars in impossibly contrived and probably scripted "real life" situations, you'd be wrong. Reality TV is real people using real soap, and discovering that you're not really clean unless you're zest... ahem... if you use any soap except for Zest.

The Power of Zest - What does it mean to be Zestfully Clean?

I'll bet you didn't realize just how powerful Zest Soap really is. Taking a shower with zest is an experience like shooting head first down a refreshing mountain stream!!! Please Hold On To the Bar...

Families Get Cleaner With Zest - The smoother you rinse, the smoother you'll feel...

The best part of waking up... oh, that's another commercial. The best part about Zest is it rinses completely off instead of leaving a film like ordinary soap. That way, your skin feels smoother. It's also mild enough for your whole family including the kids. And as this shows, using Zest soap magically makes bath time at least 10 times more fun than it would be with ordinary soap...

Roger Clemens Uses Zest - Even pro athletes can get Zestfully Clean...

Hey, if it can get a pro athlete clean it can get you clean too, right? I like how they use the shower door to show the soap scum left behind by lesser soaps:)

Please Sign my Guestbook - Are YOU Zestfully Clean?

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      6 years ago

      Nice trip down memory lane.

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      Teri Villars 

      6 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      I take a shower once a week, whether I need it or not. The old Kings like Henry VIII and Queens like Elizabeth, only took baths once a year and that was much more than the average person. To disguise themselves, they added more layers of perfume. I bet it was a bad place to be for people with sensitive noses, like myself! ha!

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      7 years ago

      nice lens


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